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Fuck Around and Find Out, often abbreviated to FAFO, is a philosophy often used by parents, teachers and scholars worldwide to explain why a person may suddenly find out they have a boot solidly lodged 14 inches into their rectum. It is mainly used on children whose sense of entitlement and petulance has reached a breaking point and their parents feel that talking won't work and grounding will make fuck all of a difference. The kid fucked around, the kid then found out. They didn't quite realize they were finding out right away because before awareness of said boot up their ass sent in, their head was being whacked so hard by rolled up newspaper their brain shifted and the boot in anus processed 0.5 seconds later. Eventually they all find out, even if it is delayed by a minor concussion. (Full article...)

Did you know... 

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  • ... that grave robbing accounts for 1/3 of the average Romanian yearly income? (Pictured)
  • ... that while most Popes don't shit in the woods, sometimes bears are Catholic?
  • ... that condoms prevent many sexually transmitted diseases, and at least one erection? Sorry Candace...
  • ... that compromise is a great diplomatic tool? Although on an international level, a nuclear arsenal is even better?
  • ... that reading this DYK suggestion just wasted 10 seconds of your life?
  • ... that paper beats rock, but guns beat everything?
  • ... that while most Popes don't shit in the woods, sometimes bears are Catholic?
  • ... that Abraham Lincoln was an accomplished skateboarder?

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December 15: International Day of Björk (Iceland)

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Jo(h)n is far from able to grasp the grim reality.

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