Windows XD
“I do not know what Windows XD means, is, or is. I think that Arbeena threw herself in the river.”
– Microsoft Bob on Windows XD's new features
Windows XD is a state-of-the-art operating system designed by Microsoft to succeed Windows XP. Windows XD has many features backported from Windows 2010, such as Windows Live OneCare. It was created after the Great Chicken Famine of 8751 and it is certified by the Uncyclomedia Foundation to comply with kitten huffing policies.
How to "Arbeenactivate" Windows XD[edit | edit source]
If you are fortunate enough to activate Windows XD, just type 273VC-K7CB6-JGMH4-M82KW-XPXPX as your product key. Microsoft does not care!
How to Deactivate Windows XD[edit | edit source]
If you are fortunate enough to deactivate Windows XD, just type 11111-DEACTIVATE-33333-slmgr /upk slmgr /cpky /kill/-8886 or RP7GC-8B723-GRMH3-GC709-RRPCG as your product key. Microsoft does not care!
Generally stupid features[edit | edit source]
Development of XD began in 1999, when Windows You started to get gerrymandered. It has a new Bill Gates 'I'll Rule The World' plan, originally imported from the infamous Windows for Politicians disaster. Windows Offender and Windows Virus Maker 2002 (originally from Windows Vesta) are bundled, and a new World Domination policy is included. This makes the OS better, I promise.
History[edit | edit source]
After the Great Chicken Famine of 8751, Bill experimented with chemicals in No Redeeming Value barrels to make a new operating system and Doctor Torvalds, his partner, created a monster known as Windows XD. The monster was very terrifying, so terrifying that Doctor Torvalds had to run away and kidOS Tahoe 26.4 took over so world domination began.
Partnership with Fisher-Price[edit | edit source]
Microsoft had a strong partnership with Fisher-Price in the 1990's and 2000's that Fisher-Price immortalised Windows products and later released kidOS Tahoe 26.4, which was adopted into Windows Chicago Preliminary Release - August 1993 build 58s.
System requirements[edit | edit source]
- 1 Kilo-Jerkz
- 4900 kilobytes of RAM or higher
- An i386 processor or higher.
See also[edit | edit source]
Its own twin[edit | edit source]
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