Vox Suit Disease

Neandrosonic Vox Suit Disease (Neandrosonis Voxilia Sudisis) (NAVSD) is a terrifying biomechanical skin disease that once decimated the Inhuman race. Spread through contact with the black goo victims sweat, its first case was in 2017, where the first patient was an inhuman. Luckily, the disease was eradicated in 2018. However, it was sadly revived in 2019, where the government issued many lockdowns, where it renamed the disease "COVID-19" and told everyone it's actually Chinese, which is a lie, since Marvel is an All-American American Conservative Christian company.

Origin

The designers

VSD was genetically engineered by disillusioned Marvel employees, angry at the decreasing quality of Marvel movies, to kill off unpopular Marvel characters. You know, just like China made up a strain of flu to turn the whole world communist for the evulz. However, this strain's resemblance to the 2019 Vox Pandemic is to be highly ignored, under Government mandate

Spread

Inhumans(sources from the comic "Death of Inhumans"

The Employees, now known as Kree Imperialists, decided, after years of arguments, who would be their first target. Luckily for them, they lived in the Internet age, making it easy to know who would be their plague's first victim: The already very hated Inhumans. For this reason forty-four Inhumans were infected, even princess Crystal and the King's brother Maximus the Mad. However, their king Blackagar Boardagon was very well-quarantined, so the Imperialists resorted to blackmail to get him to leave his base. The infected were promised that, if they kill as many inhumans as possible, or at least teleport them to their military base to get infected and make it look like they were annihilated, Black Board will, to stop them, leave quarantine and get infected faster, and if he does, they would be handed the cure to their illness, which ended up being screams. However, Black Board was an excellent screamer due to his Inhuman physiology, which led to all of them being cured, just as they stormed the Moon base. However this had the side effect of killing off every non-royal, because marvel couldn't find any way to fix them.

Captain Marvel

Luckily, one of them survived the odds to merge with the fragments of the Original Annette Bening- you know, that digital old lady in the Captain Marvel movie?- and become the strongest version of itself, meaning it got all sort of cool new features such as wires hanging from its head and four green eyed. This Vox-Annette decided:

“The Imperialists made a good decision, except that they're fundamentally wrong. They did not go straight towards the root of the problem, which is that stupid Brie Larson”

~ Vox-Annette's quote after its fusion with Annette Bening

Vox then decided to infect Brie Larson with Vox suit, making a bet that, if she does not bring him the Avengers actors' dead bodies, he'll infect these poor Ukreefugees who were escaping the Russia-Ukreene Conflict. Of course Brie Larson didn't want to risk the lives of poor innocent children, so she instantaneously agreed to the bet.

“You better not be bringing me any brain-dead clone, or you'll regret it !”

~ Vox-Annette

“Don't worry, I definitely won't bring you braindead clones from an old Disney project ! *Do this, VA won't see the counterfeit!*”

~ Brie Larson

“Oh, but I will hear. I hear what every infected hears...”

~ Annette

Brie Larson then thought up a plan where she'll hide in a soundproof cave where Vox-Annette won't hear her, and make the swap. However, she'll still have to make a convincing fight, to make it seem as if she really finished her co-actors off.

• After ambushing Chris Hemsworth, who was fishing near an iceberg, she fought with him until he drowned. However, Disney only cloned his head, which angered Hemsworth a lot, and yet was very convenient for Larson, as VA would think she beheaded Chris Hemsworth.
• She ambushed Robert Downey Jr. when he was brushing his teeth, and threw him off into space, where no one can hear you scream. This was where she explained to the actors what was going on, right after dealing with an angry Chris Hemsworth. She carried his body in an embarassing way.
• She fought with Chadwick Boseman, Chris Evans and even Tatiana Maslany from the new series She-Hulk, and pseudo-killed them both.

Finally, after more crazy stuff, Vox-Annette took Larson's body too, and attached it to the same machine as the one to who other actors'bodies are strapped. They then explained her plans:

“We... a Vox patient who fused with the best and brightest fragments of the original Annette Bening, we will build ze Master Race. They will be kings of the universe, and we shalt partake in their cures, which they'll let us do as a way to thank us for their Creation”

~ Vox-Annette

However, Brie Larson somehow cured herself with the sound therapy Robert Downey Jr. designed, and turned into some six-headed Hulk demon who could hold Mjolnir. Unfortunately, VA repayed Brie's favor by curing her of Master Race disease. After using sound therapy to temporarily hold back Vox Annette's infection, Larson hospitalized them, and that's okay.

Revival

However, to get the sound therapy, Robert Downey Jr. was testing VSD on a bat. The bat eventually was released, and then passed on its disease to its descendants. However, a Chinese merchant kidnapped one of these descendants and sold it in a market conveniently for conspiracy theorists placed near a bioweapons research facility, which led to one of the citizens getting invected with VSD. The Chinese Democratic Republic's Communist government forced this man to leave China right now, get to France, and deny this ordeal ever happened.

Spread in France

Main Article:Covid 19

However, they made a huge mistake. The disease spread from man to man, killing many mans, as their feeble man cells were too weak to handle VSD. For this reason, French president Emmanuel Macron decided to mandate a mandatory lockdown for many months. However, to not expose the people to aliens, Macron thought up a name for VSD. He thought: Why won't I just name it Co-VSD? Get it, because it's... spread in collective?- This name devolved into Covid, who got the suffix -19, because it was the year 2019. The lockdown ended up being a huge mistake, which led everybody to finally think together and see Emmanuel Macron was a greedy bloodsucking dictator all along. This led to more mass insanities and riots than that time Cthulhu woke up, which angered the police so much every citizen was placed under house arrest... Well, technically they already were.

Annette's plan

From her prison cell, Vox-Annette heard news of the madness in France, then thought:

"What if this happened all over the world? Then people will practically beg for the disease to overcome them"

Vox Annette then, from their cell, devised a perfect plan: They threw some VSD here, and some there, and, to add insult to injury, in Disney's hometown America. The plan perfectly worked! The madness even made Donald Trump think he could get cured by swallowing chemicals, and Christians thought this was an endtime plague. From the conflict, wars "and rumors of wars" stopped because they were too afraid of VSD to continue proceeding. Countless planes(and stars, which is likely Hebrew for meteors) fell, hotels ran out of business, suicide rates grew, and the moon caught nosebleed. On the bright side, the desire for socialization led to video game corporations such as Among us growing exponentially, leading to all sort of Easter Je-sus memes or something. From these memes, Jesus proceeded to tear the sky and come in full glory!!! HOLY HOLY HOLY IS THE LORD ALMIGHTY !!!

Bet you didn't expect that

Jesus then proceeded to throw Emmanuel Macron and Vox-Annette to hell, then waged war against the Earth and reminded John that this is a vision. John woke up and remembered he's still on Patmos Island...

Eradication

Finally they remembered Robert Downey Jr. just made sound therapy, which eradicated NAVSD just in time for more North Korean wars. However, Vox-Annette was still alive. Brie Larson dealt with this problem when she created a Binary Sue Character to burn VA immediately until they're more dead than the dinosaurs. The Imperialists were fired, Jesus killed Disney, who is inclusive towards ethnicities and thus Satan, and the Earth blew up.

Symptoms

Warning; IF ANYBODY IN YOUR VICINITY EXPERIENCES THESE SYMPTOMS PLEASE APPLY SOUND THERAPY RIGHT NOW

The symptoms include:

• A strange triangular darkening in the area around the eyes.
• A tendency to vomit energy.
• Growth of biomechanical wires on you.
• Unusual resilience to energy blasts, along with superhuman reflexes and strength
• Sweating a black goo that forms into a layer of black suit around the skin.
• The black suit growing spikes and red lines, forming an all-around evil look.
• Uncontrolled teleportation.
• Strange fits of nausea.
• Strange coughing of grey goo
• Strange silvery zits
• Strange visions
• Strange. Stephen Vincent Strange.
• Stephen Colbert hates you!
• Increased paranoia, accompanied by compulsions to wash your hands several times a day.
• Delusions that you have to wear a piece of tissue on your face. Though maybe you've got a point, as you wouldn't like to vomit energy on others.
• Lung failure if human, since humans can't handle this.

These symptoms may result in slavery to the Kree, lung death or even vomiting over yourself!