User talk:TKF/Archive1
LEGO[edit source]
OMG THANX!!! | ||
For voting on my Lego Assassination Image on VFP!
Sliffy thanks you! | ||
Now sing along: “Ebony, Ivory, living in perfect harmony!” |
so sayeth Sliferjam ~ Talk * Sock * Jam * Gallery * Fearless Fosdick? 12:04, 24 May 2007 (UTC)
Phucken Ph00blet![edit source]
: PHROM teh Phooblet Phrom your friendly neighborhood ph00, lol
Frappr[edit source]
Hello sir, you have (and I think you figured this out as you erased the note) taken to heart an automated thingy on my user page. The template ((USERNAME)) -- use {} instead of () -- inserts the viewing user's name. So you see, it wasn't personal; anyone looking at the page would see THEIR user name. Glad you signed up...I just thought it was a fun idea--Shandon 00:01, 26 August 2006 (UTC)
- LOL, forgive my retardedness...--TKF 18:02, 26 August 2006 (UTC)
Welcome to UnNews[edit source]
You'll notice I've moved UnNews:Scientists Make a Sheep/Human Hybrid, Beastiality Enthusiasts Pleased to edit unnessecarily capitalized letters. Read on, become wise in the ways of UnNews, and win a prize! Cheers Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 18:00, 4 April 2007 (UTC)
On your knees, worthy one! The Right Reverend Major Sir Zim_ulator blesses you. Your blessings are increasing exponentially. In the name of Sophia, the Church of Uncyclopedia and the Universal Church Triumphant of the Apathetic Agnostic, kneel and receive the melding of Zim's holy axe and your wetware. Now go write me a good UnNews article. Cheers! Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 03:48, March 15, 2010 (UTC) |
Welcome to UnNews, TKF, and thank you for contributing some crap, or otherwise attracting my attention. For a quick introduction about how you can write a decent or better UnNews article, please take a minute read our spiffy new Style Guide.
I am your humble servant (in your dreams), and if I may be of help to you, please leave me a note on my talk page.
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If you've submitted an article, and it's disappeared, I may have mercy-moved it to your user space. This means I've probably left a message on your talk page, likely in close proximity to this very message, explaining why.
Your article may have been tagged for ICU if it has significant problems meeting our criteria, or I may have deleted it because you did not register as a user.
Finally, maybe you just pissed me off. I mean, I know I'm a Roshi, and I'm supposed to be all "Zen" about everything, but I have bad days too, you know?
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- This document is an ongoing effort by me to enhance the obfuscation coefficient of Uncyclopedia; productive changes, and criticism are welcome. Cheers! The Right and Left Reverend Major Sir Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 17:38, March 28, 2010 (UTC) Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 18:00, 4 April 2007 (UTC)
Ta.[edit source]
Thanks for voting for Uluru on VFH. Here's a rock. | ||
And a second one. Don't you feel special? |
--El Zoof 07:59, 9 April 2007 (UTC)
UnNews:Man actually has a gun in his pocket, three dead[edit source]
Your article was borderline ICU-able because it had very few links, no pics, no sources, but... 58.3368% of my decision was based on the fact that it made no sense to me. I really let a fair amount of stuff pass, but when I check articles to see if they should exist, nearly every day, and the first paragraph makes no sense to me (I suspected it was written by someone who's English isn't so hot), I feel it is my duty to Satan to flag it for fixing. It really isn't a bad article overall, it was mostly that one thing, which you fixed by rewriting some of the first paragraph.
Many times I will accompany an ICU tag with an explanation on the user's page, assuming they're a registered user, and I apologise for not having done so in your case. However, if you check out my user page, you may understand how things can fall though the cracks. When I ICU tag a page, it usually means that it's not deletable on skimming, but has some glaring deficiency, and it's worth fixing to attain the honour of being an UnNews article.
Having said all this, I am, after all, bat fuck insane, so take it with a lorry of salt. cheers! Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 14:23, 14 April 2007 (UTC)
Your sig[edit source]
What I noticed with your sig is that it's nickname based, not template based. If you have no idea what the hell I'm talking about, please just paste this into your nickname preferences and tick raw signature: {{SUBST:nosubst|User:Thekillerfroggy/sig}} and put your desired signature into User:Thekillerfroggy/sig. Thanks, 06:51, 20 April 2007 (UTC)
- Wait. That's not how it works...
- You need to put {{SUBST:nosubst|User:Thekillerfroggy/sig}} into the nicknames box. —Braydie 07:05, 20 April 2007 (UTC):
Test -- 20:37, 20 April 2007 (UTC)
Cookie storage[edit source]
Gert5 has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic. |
Cookie number fourteen from my free cookie giveaway
Thnx 4 Ur Vote[edit source]
Somebody has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic. |
Even though I didn't win or even get 2% of the popular vote (like the Socialist Party), I'll still continue to think I'm more powerful than you. --EMC [TALK] 16:12, 26 April 2007 (UTC)
Thanks![edit source]
Seems I owe you thanks for reverting my userpage after the latest vandalism attack...so, thanks! PS, have some bagels. RabbiTechno 17:36, 27 April 2007 (UTC)
Shalom! Yum! You've received a basket of delicious fresh bagels from RabbiTechno! Lekhaim! מזל טוב |
Well Met![edit source]
Good thinking, that is voting for my article.
Somebody has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic. |
anyhoo, if you could Ive been asking you and the other party supporters to tell me whether its a good idea to add the ascii facepalm to the page or not, because frankly im not sure. anyhoo, good luck to ya! 03:21, 1 May 2007 (UTC)
Uhhhhhh...[edit source]
There is an "e" in your Gadsby article. Mutiple e's. All in the "edit" buttons. -Han Solo (High Gen. Grue) Comlink Grueslayer
- Fuck. Please advise. --
- I'm apsolutley no good at advanced formatting tricks. -Han Solo (High Gen. Grue) Comlink Grueslayer
- As am I. Oh well, we tried :( -- 16:14, 2 May 2007 (UTC)
16:00, 2 May 2007 (UTC)
- I'm apsolutley no good at advanced formatting tricks. -Han Solo (High Gen. Grue) Comlink Grueslayer
- Fuck. Please advise. --
Cookie[edit source]
User:Electrified mocha chinchilla has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic. |
Thanks for nomming me for WotM! --EMC [TALK] 02:23, 3 May 2007 (UTC)
The Tower of Darkness[edit source]
Medvedev has deemed you worthy of a bearhug. Avoid struggling to minimize injury. |
It took me this long to get the point (not a native speaker, so cut me some slack ; ): it's not just adequate - it's hilarious! Well done!--Medvedev (scream) 21:04, 6 May 2007 (UTC)
Thank You[edit source]
Freeze, evil-doer!!! | ||
You have be some black an For voting on The |
en awarded d white cookies Black And White Man | |
Now sing along: “Ebony, Ivory, living in perfect harmony!” |
--herr doktor needsAcell [scream!] 04:20, 7 May 2007 (UTC)
Thinker Praise[edit source]
User:The Thinker has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic. |
"For after serious mullets and consternations." made me laugh, loudly. Any man who can make me laugh on a voting page definitely deserves a cookie. --THINKER 22:51, 7 May 2007 (UTC)
Pee Review[edit source]
Perhaps it will have a chance in VFH, thats all depending on whether you review my article UnNews:Edit War Causes Massacre or not of course. 02:04, 8 May 2007 (UTC)
Sorry[edit source]
Kelpan would like to apologise for being such a meanie
Have a lollipop |
Congratulations
Thank you for voting on Evolution of an Uncyclopedia editor. You have been awarded a meaningless template which was adapted slightly from an equally meaningless one by another user! You may now feel part of the Evolver Club, even though the writer has no idea who you are and is only giving you this so you vote for his articles again. |
Sweet![edit source]
You beat me (and edit conflicted me) to the Dinosaur blanker ! Have a cookie.
User:High Gen. Grue has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic. |
-Han Solo (High Gen. Grue) Comlink Grueslayer
Thanks[edit source]
Somebody has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic. |
For voting for Hodgepodge. Maybe, if we try hard enough, next time we'll get it up and you'll get a full cookie. If you want to help, vote for the new VFH in the sig.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 14:14, 13 May 2007 (UTC)
Thanks[edit source]
HOW COULD YOU GO AGAINST: Lord of the Flies. Remember: Weasels Rule! and you are an asshole |
Weasel 3689 06:13, 18 May 2007 (UTC)
Ban Nominations[edit source]
Yo... I don't know what you think you're playing at, but DO NOT nominate me or any other sysops for a ban unless it looks like we've had our accounts hijacked. I'm tempted to ban you myself for it, but since I'm sure it was just an honest mistake I'll let it slide. in future... if you *really* want to know what we're doing, then put a message on our talk page. Thanks. -- Prof. Olipro KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 19:04, 19 May 2007 (UTC)
- Alright, it came across as being anal retentive, but if that's the way in which it was intended... then haha! :) -- Prof. Olipro KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 01:39, 20 May 2007 (UTC)
Hmmm, yummy, I rub my tummy![edit source]
Herr Doktor has awarded you a pumpkin pie! | |
For voting on Gallows Humor "With your stamina refilled, time to work!" |
-- herr doktor needsAbolt [scream!] 18:25, 23 May 2007 (UTC)
Stop playing games... clown[edit source]
I'm not hear to play hardball sir. The truth is... it's like any other user page. If you attack my user page, attack olipro's user page who's page is an imitation of the main page. Then attack Zombiebaron's user page for resembling the Wikipedia language page. I'm not hear to play hardball with you but to have a good time. --Cookies,yum! 00:08, 24 May 2007 (UTC)
Image:Stop hand.png[edit source]
Why do we need to use a horrible version? Unencyclopediacman 00:25, 27 May 2007 (UTC)
- Uh... what the fuck did you just do to my userpage? --
- Why the hell are you accusing me when it was Claims the reverse (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser? Unencyclopediacman 00:28, 27 May 2007 (UTC)
- Sorry, I must have been blaming you since you seemed to be changing the versions of popularly used images to crappy ones, and I was blaming you. I'm sorry for accusing you, but yeah, what Alksub said in the change log. -- 00:31, 27 May 2007 (UTC)
00:26, 27 May 2007 (UTC)
- Why the hell are you accusing me when it was Claims the reverse (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser? Unencyclopediacman 00:28, 27 May 2007 (UTC)
Thanks![edit source]
Thank you for choosing
The Red Pill
You've exhibited the capacity for the
divine truths of existence
(*even if you were originally just trying to shed some poundage before the big cruise).
Much appreciated!! :) --THINKER 04:30, 27 May 2007 (UTC)
Thank you![edit source]
So I'm too lazy to make an actual template. Sue me!
Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 14:11, 28 May 2007 (UTC)
Thanks!![edit source]
The Folgers brand Folgers Corporation
thanks you for choosing
Folgers Crystals
Your commitment to quality confirms that you are definitely not a pussy.
Seriously, much appreciated!! --THINKER 18:14, 30 May 2007 (UTC)
Thanks![edit source]
Seriously, many thanks for undoing the damage that stupid vandal did when I wasn't there. You know, on Satanium. This may be n00by, but what the heck, I think it's polite to thank someone after they've done a good turn.--Nabister 19:38, 30 May 2007 (UTC)
- Glad to be of help! -- 19:59, 30 May 2007 (UTC)
Global Cooling[edit source]
In recognition of your contribution toward maintaining a humourous atmosphere on Uncyclopedia.
Thank you for keeping Uncyclopedia cool. |
- - Slithy Tove 06:43, 31 May 2007 (UTC)