User talk:Getthemzombies
Welcome![edit source]
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Your article has been, or will probably be, deleted![edit source]
Good Sir/Madam.
I regret to inform you that the article you created ("Space Suit Killer") has been placed on the QVFD list. This means that was/will inevitably be deleted. Any new articles are inspected to make sure that they are worth having on our bustling wiki in the first place and your's was found to be of a slightly too low standard.
The Construction tag is not meant to be a placeholder and it only really works on articles that has content of, say, more than 200 words. It's generally encouraged that articles are first created on third party programs (Like Microsoft Word or OpenOffice.org Write) before it is posted on UnCYc for final editing and Wikifying.
Remember, if you'd like to contribute articles to UnCyc without inadvertently ticking off other users, we are more than willing to help you.
Yours not so truly
16:26, 5 November 2007 (UTC)