User talk:CandidToaster

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Please auto-confirm me[edit]

Good Day. My name is Raj, username is Rajsingh19, and I am trying to create an article for the professional model: Gowri Nadella, and kindly request you to please auto-confirm me as a user with article creating privileges. Thank you!


English for latex translate: Thanks for welcoming me! I am so happy to be here! I am also available on other Uncyclomedia projects (including our Babel, where I am currently blocked). Are you an administrator here?
Português por mesmo translate: Obrigado por me receber! Estou tão feliz por estar aqui! Também estou disponível em outros projetos da Uncyclomedia (incluindo o nosso Babel, onde estou atualmente bloqueado). Você é um administrador aqui?
Ahmed03 Whispers 17:01, 19 September 2019 (UTC)

No, I'm not an administrator. You can find a list of the admins here: Uncyclopedia:Active Admins. You can also join our Discord server to talk to them. Toaster-green.svg (talk · ctb · log) 22:39, 19 September 2019 (UTC)
Now I'm an admin. Toaster-green.svg (talk · ctb · log) 23:27, 8 November 2019 (UTC)


Hi Candid. Glad to see you took care of the feature cue. VERY NICE! Quick question. I'd do it myself but I don't know if it would affect the feature cue so I thought I'd let you take care of it all just in case. I've edited PS5 to be PS6 per the request as PS5 is coming out next year and it would be good to have this article for the next generation. Could you please move the article to PlayStation 6 please? And take care of whatever feature cue admin is necessary? I would be so grateful for this I'll shave your balls and give them a nice warm tongue bath. Cheers ShabiDOO 21:51, 6 November 2019 (UTC)

Sure. Toaster-green.svg (talk · ctb · log) 00:26, 7 November 2019 (UTC)

Uncyclopedia and Wikipedia are same or different[edit]

Hi, I came to know about the Uncyclopedia from Wikipedia:Arbitration_Committee_Elections_December_2019/Candidates#Isarra HERE, and created a user account, could you please tell the difference between the Wikipedia and Uncyclopedia?. And can I contributte there as well alike Wikipedia and How can I contribute Thanks Indus Dolphin 08:20, 19 November 2019 (UTC)

Uncyclopedia is a satire and comedy writing website. You can say that Uncyclopedia is to Wikipedia, what The Onion is to the news. Toaster-green.svg (talk · ctb · log) 13:29, 19 November 2019 (UTC)

Problems while trying to load GD page;a spam filter says that I keep "advertising content"[edit]

This is the whole article:

Geometry Dash is one of the most stupid things ever made (in fact so stupid it's good),made by YOU in Summer of 2013. It's created by fricking YOU,who keeps updating on 2.2 and he won't ever shut up about not releasing it.

Important things[edit]

The 2 important things there are the Levels,Difficulties and Speeds.


  • Bump (Baby)
  • Slick (Very Easy)

Stereo Madness,bla bla bla,those generic levels...

  • OMG DEMON (Extreme Demon)


  • Baby (e.g. "Bump")
  • Very Easy (e.g. "Retray"
  • Easy (e.g. "Sonar")
  • Normal (e.g. "Reflected")
  • Hard (e.g. "Theory of Everything")
  • Harder (e.g. "Shock")
  • Insane (e.g. "Dreamland")
  • Very Insane (e.g. "Unity")
  • Peasy Demon (e.g. "The Nightmare")
  • Easy Demon (e.g. "Laser Room")
  • Medium Demon (e.g. "Dear Nostalgists")
  • Hard Demon (e.g. "Future Funk")
  • Insane Demon (e.g. "Running in the 90s")
  • Extreme Demon (e.g. "Bloodbath")
  • Extremest Demon (e.g. "Silent Circles")
  • Nearly Impossible (e.g. "Back On Track")


  • Reverse
  • -2 Speed
  • -1 Speed
  • x1 Speed
  • x2 Speed
  • x3 Speed
  • x4 Speed
  • x5 Speed
  • x6 Speed
  • x10 Speed
  • x20 Speed
  • x50 Speed
  • x100 Speed
  • x200 Speed
  • x300 Speed

All of this sum up a very stupid game. I don't even like The Gauntlets. Nor THE NEW THINGS. Man,I like old-school levels. Fuck 2.2. 1.0-1.7 was fucking better than the new shit we all expect from Geometry Dash. And Wysteria and Hungry Humphrey...why were those created? To scare kids? And,BBT with the porn levels...REALLY?!

Mandatory rules of GD[edit]

  • Delete it!

Why has all of the GD community got like that? Now it's all Wrong Pusab,GD Colon,High-Detail levels.. High-Detail Levels? You can make those old Android phone owners CRY,because they can't play the fucking level!!! Also,"Cant Let Go". Cant. Check your grammar,YOU.


YOU copied The Impossible Game and then updated it to make it more toxic and won't release 2.2.


Many video game websites refused to rate it,because there wasn't -∞ rating for dem sitez. "PPAP is better than this shit.",said a hentai fanatic,about GD. (I have an YOU,I have The Impossible Game! Ugh! Geometry Dash!),which is the stupidest thing to ever be created.

The suspicious PC transition[edit]

The GD was originally a mobile game,nice and slick. But when they made it available on Steam,the community got fuckin cancerous. Sorry,that's all I need to say about it.

So,what does this spam filter means? – Preceding unsigned comment added by Aggin19 (talk • contribs)

Your edit appeared to have triggered a filter used to stop spambots and other unwanted advertising, probably since it contained lots of fun keywords found in spam. You seem like a human, so I'll set you as "autoconfirmed" so the filter won't stop you. Toaster-green.svg (talk · ctb · log) 19:08, 1 December 2019 (UTC)

Issue on 'Portal Template Portal' on Portal page with Portals[edit]

The Portals on Portals are not acting like Portals for some reason... They are all blank. Perhaps it was a result of moving Portal:Portals to Portals? Anyways, I just wanted to see if you could fix the Portals. --Dǐll Kevlar (talk) 10:16, 7 December 2019 (UTC)

Disregard thx --Dǐll Kevlar (talk) 10:19, 7 December 2019 (UTC)

Thanks, I think. Toaster-green.svg (talk · ctb · log) 10:19, 7 December 2019 (UTC)

Intended username caught by spam filter[edit]

Hello there. I'm trying to register an account with the username "JaventheAlderick" (to match with my account of the same username over at the so-called website called "Wikipedia"), but apparently Uncyclopedia's spam filter did not like my username. Could you help me with this? (talk) 12:47, 13 February 2020 (UTC)

Sorry for the long wait, we can create an account of that name for you, but you'll have to go to our Discord server so you can PM an admin your email. Toaster-green.svg (talk · ctb · log) 05:36, 27 February 2020 (UTC)

Thank you[edit]

I want to register whit my Desciclopédia username[edit]

Hey! I'm Rick Sanchez Descíclope, from Desciclopédia (portuguese Uncyclopedia). I want to register whit one of my usernames here (Brazilian Rick Sanchez), but the website won't let. Could you help me whit it? - (talk) 13:37, 13 May 2020 (UTC)

Hello, it appears you are causing a false positive on our AbuseFilter because your username is similar to a format used by longterm spammers. The easiest way for you to get an account with your desired name is for you to create an account with a name that the AbuseFilter allows, and then I will change the username of that account to "Brazilian Rick Sanchez". -- The Zombiebaron 13:46, 13 May 2020 (UTC)


Can you remove the text in MediaWiki:Protectedpagetext and replace it with the following text below?

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    | {{Template:Editnotices/Protection/{{FULLPAGENAME}}|$1|$2}}
    | {{#ifeq: {{#titleparts:{{FULLPAGENAME}}|1|1}} | Special:Upload
       | {{Generic image names|protected}}
       | {{#switch: $1
          | protect | editprotected = {{protected page text/full|$1|$2}} <!-- Fully protected -->
          | #default                = {{protected page text/semi|$1|$2}} <!-- Semi-protected -->
         }}{{#switch:$2|edit|create={{editnotice load|notice action = view}}}}
 |#default = <!-- defer to MediaWiki:Cascadeprotected -->

Thank you! Happy Wednesday! (talk) 03:56, 14 May 2020 (UTC)

New link for Indonesian Uncyclopedia site[edit]

Hey Candid! I come from Tolololpedia, Indonesian Uncyclopedia. I just wanna inform that we’re now moved to, but in the Foreign Languages tab on the main page, the Bahasa Indonesia still using the old wikia link ( Can you change that?

Sorry for bad English

Thx, Fanta200 (talk) 14:26, 26 May 2020 (UTC)

Okay, I've changed the link. Toaster-green.svg (talk · ctb · log) 18:11, 26 May 2020 (UTC)

Blanking my old userpage[edit]


I just attempted to blank my old userpage (User:Alex Devens). I made the account when I was eight years old, and because I was stupid enough to use my real name, the page still shows up on the first page of Google when you search my name. Considering that everything on the page is really embarrassing and terrible, I naturally don't want this, so I tried to blank all the content of the page and replace it with a brief note of a couple sentences explaining the situation.

When I tried to do this, I got a message reading: "The edit or creation that you were trying to do was caught up by our automatic spam filter. The name of the filter that blocked your edit was 'Unregistered user blanking someone else's user or user talk page'. If you are a human, then this was probably an error on our end, as our abuse filter has a tendency of disallowing legitimate edits by new users. If you were trying to do something normal, please contact an administrator on their talk page and explain what you were trying to do."

This provided me with a link to a page of administrators to contact, on which you were there. I was hoping you could help me with erasing the content of the page or just deleting the page entirely.

Thanks – Preceding unsigned comment added by (talk • contribs)

I've deleted your older user page for you, as per your request. Toaster-green.svg (talk · ctb · log) 23:55, 6 June 2020 (UTC)
Thank you! – Preceding unsigned comment added by (talk • contribs)
No problem. Toaster-green.svg (talk · ctb · log) 01:19, 7 June 2020 (UTC)

caught by spam filter[edit]

hey im trying ot edit the page for nairn but i keep getting caughti n spam filter :( can you help a brother out? – Preceding unsigned comment added by LMorton (talk • contribs)

Sorry about that, the spam filter can be a little aggressive. Try it now. Toaster-green.svg (talk · ctb · log) 16:40, 12 June 2020 (UTC)
hey thanks mate but it still wont let me :( – Preceding unsigned comment added by LMorton (talk • contribs)
Okay, I'll set your account as "autoconfirmed" so your edits should go through. Toaster-green.svg (talk · ctb · log) 02:09, 14 June 2020 (UTC)

Whats up?[edit]

We still don't know what's your favorite song. ~ Qakun · talk 00:58, 9 July 2020 (UTC)

I added a song on that page. Toaster-green.svg (talk · ctb · log) 06:34, 10 July 2020 (UTC)
Wow, beautiful. Much thanks! ~ Qakun · talk 10:46, 10 July 2020 (UTC)

Why do I already have a userpage?[edit]

I just made this account, and apparently I share my name with that of a Hungarian user. Is this a problem? Gremlin (talk) 17:21, 20 August 2020 (UTC)

I believe there was an extension which prevented new users from registering with previously used usernames, since this wiki was forked from an existing wiki back in 2013, but that extension was disabled for some reason. The "old" Gremlin seems to have registered his account back in 2009, so I doubt he will be back. Still, this is a tricky situation, I'll have to consult with my fellow admins. Toaster-green.svg (talk · ctb · log) 21:02, 20 August 2020 (UTC)
Ok, thank you in advance. Gremlin (talk) 21:14, 20 August 2020 (UTC)
So, do you want to keep the username, or would you like to be renamed? Toaster-green.svg (talk · ctb · log) 21:45, 20 August 2020 (UTC)
I'd prefer to keep the name, but if that's not possible I'd prefer to be called 'Disgusting Gremlin'. Gremlin (talk) 15:01, 21 August 2020 (UTC)
Ok, what I can do is delete the old userpage and talk page, so you won't be linked to the previous account. You are still on a new account, since none of the "Old" Gremlin's edits are tied to yours. If the previous Gremlin comes back the admins will find a way to deal with it, I'm sure. Toaster-green.svg (talk · ctb · log) 05:53, 22 August 2020 (UTC)


Hey man, just in case it wasn't clear, my "reprimanded" comment was totally meant as a joke, facetious, tongue-in-cheek. I just hope I didn't sound too harsh or anything. I always have a good time chatting there and hope everyone else does too. MrX blow me 16:12, 27 August 2020 (UTC)

No worries, man. Toaster-green.svg (talk · ctb · log) 18:27, 27 August 2020 (UTC)

Sabbatical message[edit]

Just a precaution due to the sensitive nature of my work. Once I'm free of their yoke, I can hang out with you losers again! Much love, your friendly neighborhood toaster. Toaster-green.svg (talk · ctb · log) 18:32, 27 August 2020 (UTC)

My sabbatical has concluded. The nanites are nearing completion. Toaster-green.svg (talk · ctb · log) 00:55, 9 September 2020 (UTC)

You should sit this dance out, you potato-peelin' lug nut stripper[edit]

Thanks, Y. To be featured is a great honor. Bob Dylan may have won a Nobel Prize in Literature but he was never a Featured Writer on Uncyclopedia. Toaster-green.svg (talk · ctb · log) 17:01, 19 September 2020 (UTC)


You deleted Kitten Golfing, can you bring it back and then redirect it to Kitten Huffing or Kitten Vaping, so it remains in the public archives, or just keep redirect it in general? It'd come in handy. --Gale5050 Complain about me! 21:58, 21 September 2020 (UTC)

When you say "remains in the public archives" do you mean you want the revision history preserved? Because, creating a redirect wouldn't restore the history of the article, exactly. I've redirected the article to Kitten Huffing, if you want a copy of the article on your userspace (i.e User:Gale5050/Your article here) you can always ask me or another admin. Toaster-green.svg (talk · ctb · log) 01:27, 22 September 2020 (UTC)
What I mean is for the article to be restored. But I’m ok with what happened. Gale5050 Complain about me! 18:43, 22 September 2020 (UTC)

Delete Request[edit]

Please delete 6324573094c1 author requests it. --Gale5050 Complain about me! 20:16, 23 September 2020 (UTC)

I am trying to edit something but the spam filter won't let me[edit]

Is this how it works? do I put my message here? sorry if this isn't correct. I'm new. I was trying to edit "The Battle Of Schrute Farms but the spam filter says I need to have the autoconfirmed status. can I have that please? – Preceding unsigned comment added by JosiahB8675 (talk • contribs)

@JosiahB8675: I don't think there's any way for CandidToaster (or anyone) to give you autoconfirmed status. You'll get that automatically after 4 days and making 10 edits. What would you like to add to that article? I can do it for you. MrX blow me 22:13, 25 September 2020 (UTC)
@JosiahB8675: I added you to the "confirmed" role, see if that helps. Toaster-green.svg (talk · ctb · log) 03:15, 26 September 2020 (UTC)

Not a spambot![edit]

I'm trying to put a picture of Jack Sparrow's beard in an article about Jack Sparrow and it's accusing me of being a spambot!- <insert name here> – Preceding unsigned comment added by DarkLordThomasPie (talk • contribs)

I'll set you as "confirmed," that should help. Also, you can sign your username by typing four tildes ~~~~ after your message. Toaster-green.svg (talk · ctb · log) 03:18, 9 October 2020 (UTC)

Merry Potato Day![edit]

Happy Monkey Competition 2021[edit]


Hey its HAPPY MONKEY TIME 2021 (Feb 21-28). Your favourite writing competition where we write articles on one another's suggested topics. Go ahead and sign up because the more users we have competiting the more ridonculously fun it is. If you don't wanna write you can sign up to judge! Sing up here. Remember it's not about writing a sure fire VFH article, but pushing the limits of your originality and creativity and spitting out an article on a topic you had never thought about writing before. Also...Shabidoo will love you forever and owe you like a zillion favours for it. He will literally do anything to please you if it means you participate. Happy Monkey Farts!!! ShabiDOO 15:16, 10 February 2021 (UTC)

New forum[edit]

I'm assuming you've already seen this, but just in case, please join us here: Forum:Top 10 Articles of 2020 Logo. If you're wondering why several hours passed before I sent you a message, it's because I hate your guts I'm an idiot I'm a tool I'm a douche ok fine I fell asleep. Cheers. MrX blow me 16:06, 18 February 2021 (UTC)

Huggle message[edit]

Hi _CandidToaster!

Uncyclopedia has been on a growth spurt as of recently, and as such, we are introducing a brand new feature to the table tonight: Huggle! Yes, the same tool you know and love from Wikipedia has made its way into the Uncyclomedia Foundation's impenetratable walls.

Huggle makes it easy to revert vandalism, leave messages to users and basically speedily process edits here on Uncyclopedia. You may also use it to block users and do other things, if you are a sysop!

To use Huggle, you must be both extended-confirmed (having 500 edits and 30 days' existence), and you must also have rollback rights. If you are an admin who does not have either of these rights, feel free to grant them to yourself. Some features, such as page protection and user blocking, are locked behind the walls of adminship.

If you wish to install Huggle, feel free to do so now! For assistance, please contact either JJPMaster or Kev, who are jointly responsible for this implementation of Huggle.

Have a wonderful day, and may Sophia bless you, Charlie the bot (talk) 01:40, 28 February 2021 (UTC)

Please allow me to edit my userpage[edit]

I can't edit while logged in to my main, KommanderC, because im on a dogshit school crumbook and can not access my email there. please allow me to create my own userpage. thank you, KummanderC – Preceding unsigned comment added by (talk • contribs)