User talk:CandidToaster

From Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia
Jump to navigation Jump to search


English for latex translate: Thanks for welcoming me! I am so happy to be here! I am also available on other Uncyclomedia projects (including our Babel, where I am currently blocked). Are you an administrator here?
Português por mesmo translate: Obrigado por me receber! Estou tão feliz por estar aqui! Também estou disponível em outros projetos da Uncyclomedia (incluindo o nosso Babel, onde estou atualmente bloqueado). Você é um administrador aqui?
Ahmed03 Whispers 17:01, 19 September 2019 (UTC)

No, I'm not an administrator. You can find a list of the admins here: Uncyclopedia:Active Admins. You can also join our Discord server to talk to them. Toaster-green.svg (talk · ctb · log) 22:39, 19 September 2019 (UTC)
Now I'm an admin. Toaster-green.svg (talk · ctb · log) 23:27, 8 November 2019 (UTC)


Hi Candid. Glad to see you took care of the feature cue. VERY NICE! Quick question. I'd do it myself but I don't know if it would affect the feature cue so I thought I'd let you take care of it all just in case. I've edited PS5 to be PS6 per the request as PS5 is coming out next year and it would be good to have this article for the next generation. Could you please move the article to PlayStation 6 please? And take care of whatever feature cue admin is necessary? I would be so grateful for this I'll shave your balls and give them a nice warm tongue bath. Cheers ShabiDOO 21:51, 6 November 2019 (UTC)

Sure. Toaster-green.svg (talk · ctb · log) 00:26, 7 November 2019 (UTC)

Uncyclopedia and Wikipedia are same or different[edit]

Hi, I came to know about the Uncyclopedia from Wikipedia:Arbitration_Committee_Elections_December_2019/Candidates#Isarra HERE, and created a user account, could you please tell the difference between the Wikipedia and Uncyclopedia?. And can I contributte there as well alike Wikipedia and How can I contribute Thanks Indus Dolphin 08:20, 19 November 2019 (UTC)

Uncyclopedia is a satire and comedy writing website. You can say that Uncyclopedia is to Wikipedia, what The Onion is to the news. Toaster-green.svg (talk · ctb · log) 13:29, 19 November 2019 (UTC)

Problems while trying to load GD page;a spam filter says that I keep "advertising content"[edit]

This is the whole article:

Geometry Dash is one of the most stupid things ever made (in fact so stupid it's good),made by YOU in Summer of 2013. It's created by fricking YOU,who keeps updating on 2.2 and he won't ever shut up about not releasing it.

Important things[edit]

The 2 important things there are the Levels,Difficulties and Speeds.


  • Bump (Baby)
  • Slick (Very Easy)

Stereo Madness,bla bla bla,those generic levels...

  • OMG DEMON (Extreme Demon)


  • Baby (e.g. "Bump")
  • Very Easy (e.g. "Retray"
  • Easy (e.g. "Sonar")
  • Normal (e.g. "Reflected")
  • Hard (e.g. "Theory of Everything")
  • Harder (e.g. "Shock")
  • Insane (e.g. "Dreamland")
  • Very Insane (e.g. "Unity")
  • Peasy Demon (e.g. "The Nightmare")
  • Easy Demon (e.g. "Laser Room")
  • Medium Demon (e.g. "Dear Nostalgists")
  • Hard Demon (e.g. "Future Funk")
  • Insane Demon (e.g. "Running in the 90s")
  • Extreme Demon (e.g. "Bloodbath")
  • Extremest Demon (e.g. "Silent Circles")
  • Nearly Impossible (e.g. "Back On Track")


  • Reverse
  • -2 Speed
  • -1 Speed
  • x1 Speed
  • x2 Speed
  • x3 Speed
  • x4 Speed
  • x5 Speed
  • x6 Speed
  • x10 Speed
  • x20 Speed
  • x50 Speed
  • x100 Speed
  • x200 Speed
  • x300 Speed

All of this sum up a very stupid game. I don't even like The Gauntlets. Nor THE NEW THINGS. Man,I like old-school levels. Fuck 2.2. 1.0-1.7 was fucking better than the new shit we all expect from Geometry Dash. And Wysteria and Hungry Humphrey...why were those created? To scare kids? And,BBT with the porn levels...REALLY?!

Mandatory rules of GD[edit]

  • Delete it!

Why has all of the GD community got like that? Now it's all Wrong Pusab,GD Colon,High-Detail levels.. High-Detail Levels? You can make those old Android phone owners CRY,because they can't play the fucking level!!! Also,"Cant Let Go". Cant. Check your grammar,YOU.


YOU copied The Impossible Game and then updated it to make it more toxic and won't release 2.2.


Many video game websites refused to rate it,because there wasn't -∞ rating for dem sitez. "PPAP is better than this shit.",said a hentai fanatic,about GD. (I have an YOU,I have The Impossible Game! Ugh! Geometry Dash!),which is the stupidest thing to ever be created.

The suspicious PC transition[edit]

The GD was originally a mobile game,nice and slick. But when they made it available on Steam,the community got fuckin cancerous. Sorry,that's all I need to say about it.

So,what does this spam filter means? – Preceding unsigned comment added by Aggin19 (talk • contribs)

Your edit appeared to have triggered a filter used to stop spambots and other unwanted advertising, probably since it contained lots of fun keywords found in spam. You seem like a human, so I'll set you as "autoconfirmed" so the filter won't stop you. Toaster-green.svg (talk · ctb · log) 19:08, 1 December 2019 (UTC)

Issue on 'Portal Template Portal' on Portal page with Portals[edit]

The Portals on Portals are not acting like Portals for some reason... They are all blank. Perhaps it was a result of moving Portal:Portals to Portals? Anyways, I just wanted to see if you could fix the Portals. --Dǐll Kevlar (talk) 10:16, 7 December 2019 (UTC)

Disregard thx --Dǐll Kevlar (talk) 10:19, 7 December 2019 (UTC)

Thanks, I think. Toaster-green.svg (talk · ctb · log) 10:19, 7 December 2019 (UTC)

Intended username caught by spam filter[edit]

Hello there. I'm trying to register an account with the username "JaventheAlderick" (to match with my account of the same username over at the so-called website called "Wikipedia"), but apparently Uncyclopedia's spam filter did not like my username. Could you help me with this? (talk) 12:47, 13 February 2020 (UTC)

Sorry for the long wait, we can create an account of that name for you, but you'll have to go to our Discord server so you can PM an admin your email. Toaster-green.svg (talk · ctb · log) 05:36, 27 February 2020 (UTC)