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Barack Obama[edit]

I reverted your edit as I didn't add anything to the article. There are plenty of other articles out there that need work. New comers that dive straight into a contentious subject (like Obama or Islam for example) are watched closely in case the spray can comes out. You can always ask an admin (see above) for advice. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 14:03, July 25, 2011 (UTC)

Hi, I just wanted to say that you might be interested in the "Preview" button. I see that several of your edits only changed the size of one picture. I recommend that you use the preview button for such edits, for it has several advantages: It makes the revision history easier to follow, and it doesn't clog up Special:RecentChanges. Also, I see you haven't given up on the Simpsons article... just be careful not to get into a revert war, although I've already left a note on Frosty's talkpage, because I think he shouldn't have reverted your previous edits, because the rollback tool, as I understand it, should only be used for reverting vandalism (except when an additional explanation is given, like how Romartus left a note on your talk page). But apparently, he doesn't "give a shit", so perhaps that means that you're free to do whatever you want. Have fun! Schamschi, 23:22, July 25, 2011 (UTC)

Barack Obama's birth[edit]

First: Don't get into a revert war, no matter what the reasoning is. Rollback is designed for removing vandalism, as it says above, but is also used when an edit is made that falls short of HTBFANJS. It's a quick way to undo edits. This particular article has been a vandal target in the past. I prefer to undo or revert edits first and them review them later. That's what I was doing when you reverted my change. This makes it very hard to view the changes in an unbiased light, and it's effectively just being a dick.

Second: I did review the changes, and I have only a minor concern. At the start you have a bundle of footnotes squeezed together on the one sentence. Even on Wikipedia - where sources matter - it's uncommon to see more than two sources for a point, and rarer still to see four. It's not a neater way of formatting. Beyond that, I have no objection with the changes, however this article was written by SPIKE, who has his own very strong feelings about political advocacy (when he doesn't agree with it) and he is likely to remove the edits. I'd suggest talking to him before he does revert the changes.

Third: Welcome to the site. Most of your edits have been really worthwhile. I'm happy to see you around. Just keep in mind that as a community we work on a fine line of civility and anarchy. Keeping things civil and open communication is important. Nominally Humane! 01:15 17 Sep


Ditto. Nominally Humane! 01:27 17 Sep

Hi Hi Puffy AmiYumi[edit]

Hello! I've noticed that you've been creating mirror-versions of uncyclopedia-pages, such as Sexy and this Hi Hi Puffy AmiYumi. As I am seeing it, 'Sexy' is just the imported article from uncyc.wikia, am I correct? Now I don't really have a problem with this, since it seems that you've rewrote it yourself anyway (altho you should check the missing file that you have on there), but I'm deeply wondering where did that Puffy-article come from? As I am seeing it you just copy-pasted a deleted version of it (you most likely got it from from mirror.uncyc since you shouldn't be able to see deleted revisions) and seem to be rewriting it now, but please don't bring deleted articles into mainspace right away. You could have started it on userspace, such as User:EpicWinner/Hi Hi Puffy AmiYumi. Also in regards to both articles, there are various reasons why certain revisions you're using have been deleted/overall disliked in the past, you could maybe start from the scratch when rewriting articles because original content is much more appreciated. I don't want to sound mean or anything but as of now we seem to have a only slightly edited deleted page back in mainspace which is quite troubling (you should maybe want to view sexy again, the listcruft that was present on the original revisions of it isn't very pretty) Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Zzz...morning? 19:41, 10 August, 2015 (UTC)

Your rewrites[edit]

Wow, you're doing great! Thanks for rewriting all this cruft! Anton (talk) 14:25, 14 August 2015 (UTC)

Thank you. Now, I'll admit, a lot of my rewrites involve:
  • Cutting down on jokes I feel are unfunny.
  • Adding back content from old revisions of the page that I thought were worth keeping.
  • Merging content from articles that have unnecessary multiple versions.
I'm not much of an "original comedy writer", more like an editor.--EpicWinner (talk) 19:28, 14 August 2015 (UTC)
Well, you can always start writing comedy, but what you are doing right now is still pretty amazing! Anton (talk) 14:40, 15 August 2015 (UTC)

Samuel L. Johnson[edit]

Like the work on the above article, if you need any photoshopping done for any images for it let me know. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)


Just wanted to let you know that I think you're doing a great job. :) 20:03, 18 August 2015 (UTC)

Attack of the Clones[edit]

Added a couple of bits to the article if you want to take a look. :) -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)


Noob of the Moment Award Noob of the Moment August 2015 ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 00:23, 1 September 2015 (UTC)

Jimmy Carter[edit]

This article was rewritten a long time ago. Have you read the content you are trying to restore?  –  talk to me Zana Dark AJTA (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 17:04, 1 September 2015

Sorry for not having answered, I couldn't. I see you did get an answer, though, so not sure you need me anymore. Anton (talk) 16:48, 4 September 2015 (UTC)


Hey EW! See what I did there? Not sure about those edits you've done to the Tumblr site with regards to the sites, it looks like the narrative within the article is more about the authors relationship with his girlfriend and rants about SJW, etc, rather than anyone's actual opinion on specific sites. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)

Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope[edit]

I noticed you had an expired construction tag on this article. It looked pretty finished so I removed it instead of userspacing/deleting it. If it's not finished, please try and finish it soon yeah? ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 06:48, 7 September 2015 (UTC)


As the article is "yours" I am not going to argue with you. As a reader I am unimpressed with your layout. As someone with a higher resolution monitor than yours I would say your article is formatted poorly. As a coder, I found errors.

If you prefer a gray box, I can change the color with the info template. The one you are using is a gay wikipedia spork.

Anyhoo, just my opinions.  –  talk to me Zana Dark AJTA (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 20:02, 5 October 2015

Formatting Part Deux[edit]

<Text> is not a valid HTML or defined XML tag. Perhaps you should take a look at my formatting page.

I suggest you use the 'Show preview' button before saving edits, and try to contact the original writers of articles before you start rewriting them. Any questions at all, feel free to ask me on my talk page. Cheers,  –  talk to me Zana Dark AJTA (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 00:42, 10 October 2015

Re: Rush[edit]

I did a little bit of work on the article, and changed some things so it wasn't a clone of my other article. However, the work is still far from finished. User:Matthlock/sig2 22:46, 1 November 2015 (UTC)

I have redirected the article to your userpage (User:EpicWinner/Rush (band)) for safekeeping. User:Matthlock/sig2 18:19, 18 November 2015 (UTC)


I assume you didn't ask spike whether you can spork his articles over? I'm sure he won't be happy and we don't want to promote stealing other people's work uncreditted and without permission, so I'm probably going to have to revert the changes you have made. - B@NZai k!tten BANZAI! (Meow?)B 13:00, 27 November 2015 (UTC)

I would appreciate if you could do that Banzaikitten. We at the Spoon follow the same policy. No Permission - No Sporking! --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 14:25, 27 November 2015 (UTC)
EpicWinner appears to have reverted the changes himself. :-D - B@NZai k!tten BANZAI! (Meow?)B 15:17, 27 November 2015 (UTC)

RE: Imperial Colonisation/Colonization/whatever[edit]

I'd love to help out with that. 08:24, 28 November 2015 (UTC)

A Charlie Brown Christmas[edit]

A noticed you're editing A Charlie Brown Christmas. That's my baby, and with the 50th anniversary next month, I have top priority to polish that up, give it several rewrites, if not completely overhaul it. If you want to collaborate, I'm all for it. All I ask is that you quite removing stuff. Linus as Samuel L. Jackson? Come on, man. – Kip > Talk Works Sophia It's Peanut Better Jelly Time!!! Carlton2.gif Rotating Rick Astley.gif derp Sexy Snoo.png Knight of the Order USA! 08:30, Nov. 28, 2015

I just remembered I had set up a a userpage sandbox last year where I was polishing up the article. I'll be doing most of my edits there so as to not clog up the history page. – Kip > Talk Works Sophia It's Peanut Better Jelly Time!!! Carlton2.gif Rotating Rick Astley.gif derp Sexy Snoo.png Knight of the Order USA! 04:44, Dec. 3, 2015

Sega Genesis Picture[edit]

This is what I did.

This is what I did – roza (talk ☭ ctbslog) 08:22, 2 December 2015 (UTC)

Articles Again[edit]

Hey, I hate to be leaving messages on your talkpage everytime you make an edit like a certain someone, but you have been deleting large chunks of articles. I reverted your edits on Reggae because that was a featured article and we don't really edit those unless the edits vastly improve it. In general I wouldn't remove large chunks of articles unless you are going to replace it with something better, or you think the article is really better off without it, but I guess that's my opinion. Either way we don't really edit featured articles. And I'm going to ban you for 5 seconds for your major insubordination and stuff. X - B@NZai k!tten BANZAI! (Meow?)B 09:29, 2 December 2015 (UTC)

How's about?[edit]

Instead of deleting some of the Oscar Wilde quotes leaving lots of gaps at the tops of article you consider improving the ones that are there where you can? -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)

Christmas treat![edit]

Candycane.gif Kip the Dip has given you a candy cane!
For all your efforts to make Uncyclopedia suck less.

I'm also going to nominate you for Uncyclopedian of the Month. I think we still do that. Merry Christmas! – Kip > Talk Works Sophia It's Peanut Better Jelly Time!!! Carlton2.gif Rotating Rick Astley.gif derp Sexy Snoo.png Knight of the Order USA! 06:13, Dec. 25, 2015

Merry Christmas!!![edit]

Candycane.gif GrammarFegelein has given you a candy cane!
For hard work and rewrite after rewrite.

GRAMMARCLAUS Santa Hat.png HO HO HO! 06:41, 25 December 2015 (UTC)

I've got....[edit]

...a candy cane for ya, if you know what I mean. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)


Hello young man. Looking for a replacement judge for the Bad Taste category (for the Turkey ball) and a third judge for the Image category. If you have the time please go ahead and judge (one or both). Would like to get this wrapped up before the end of the year. Cheeeeeeeers ShabiDOO 17:49, 30 December 2015 (UTC)

I have reported you for blanking[edit]

I reported you at the Chatroom. Dont blank pages. You blanked Fox. Its vandalism. (talk) 01:31, 10 January 2016 (UTC)

The Jackson 5[edit]

That's one of Sog's and was featured on the Spoon. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 23:49, 11 January 2016 (UTC)

Sporking from Wikia[edit]

Hi. I noticed that one of your contributions to MS-DOS copied the entire Storage section from the same article over at Wikia without permission. Yeah, don't do that. You have already been told multiple times not to do this and you were even banned for 12 hours for continuing to do so. I was going to ban you again but I figured I'll give you another shot because I'm so nice. Next time however it will be a 1 week ban. We're not a mirror of the Wikia site nor are they a mirror of us; if you want to spork from Wikia then you need to seek permission from the creator of the article, and if they give permission then fair enough. Otherwise don't do it. Cheers. -- Lost Labyrinth It's Britain bitch! (t)(c)(a) 22:48, 17 January 2016 (UTC)

Sorry.--EpicWinner (talk) 22:50, 17 January 2016 (UTC)
Checking the logs here, looks you have gone a Spork Spree from the Spoon - using this 'Abacab' account. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 17:13, 19 January 2016 (UTC)

On a deletion spree?[edit]

Be careful... Contributing is better than deleting. Just my opinion.  –  talk to me Zana Dark AJTA (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 03:18, 23 January 2016

Stop deleting everything.[edit]

I was blocked for 2 days for deleting content. You are doing the same and getting off scot-free. Just stop it. Stop copying from other websites as well. OMG Why have you not been blocked yet? – Preceding unsigned comment added by Dr Funny (talk • contribs)

He's banned, but not for the reasons you reported him for. -- Lost Labyrinth It's Britain bitch! (t)(c)(a) 22:46, 27 January 2016 (UTC)
Okay, looking over this I have no idea what is going on between you two but regardless I feel the easiest way to deal with it is if the two of you had a discussion about your issues with each other's edits, how you think certain articles should be improved and maybe try to agree on something instead of retroactively reverting one another. Just my tuppence worth. -- Lost Labyrinth It's Britain bitch! (t)(c)(a) 22:55, 27 January 2016 (UTC)

Wikia again[edit]

If you're going to spork an article from Wikia, you need to have explicit permission from the author of that article. In the case of Jeb Bush, you needed to have permission from Spike in order to spork his article from there to here. You didn't have his permission. You have been told about this before. It's the same if anybody writing at Wikia wanted to spork from here. I do however acknowledge that you did attribute the sporked portion(s) of the article to Wikia, hence why I've granted you mercy and haven't blocked you for a full week. But yeah with regards to Wikia, no permission from the author = no sporking.

Of course, if you did indeed have his permission and can provide a link or whatever of him saying that you have permission then post it here and I'll lift the block. Otherwise, see you in 3 days. -- Lost Labyrinth It's Britain bitch! (t)(c)(a) 22:45, 27 January 2016 (UTC)

Go Genesis![edit]

You and me both have song names as our names. I like your taste in music. -- MagicBus Can you ride my Magic Bus? 13:17, 31 January 2016 (UTC)

RE: Niggers[edit]

Sorry for the delay, but yeah consider it done. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 23:35, 6 February 2016 (UTC)

Stop copying content from other websites[edit]

This is Uncyclopedia not RationalWiki. Write something original if you are gunna write here at all. If you want to edit the RationalWiki version of Bernie Sanders then go edit at RationalWiki. Dr Funny (talk) 15:14, 7 February 2016 (UTC)

Re: Chat[edit]

You never answered my question. Would you like to speak with me in IRC? User:Matthlock/sig2 00:19, 6 March 2016 (UTC)


I'll be creating the Heart article soon! Do you want to help me? -- MagicBus Can you ride my Magic Bus? 01:17, 10 March 2016 (UTC)

Sure.--Abacab (talk) 01:17, 10 March 2016 (UTC)
I'm also talking about the band not the organ. -- MagicBus Can you ride my Magic Bus? 01:18, 10 March 2016 (UTC)
Since you're a fan of music, I guessed that, heh.--Abacab (talk) 01:19, 10 March 2016 (UTC)
Yup. :) -- MagicBus Can you ride my Magic Bus? 01:20, 10 March 2016 (UTC)


I know you haven't been interested in competions...but consider signing up here young man/woman. Plplplplplplp! ShabiDOO 13:03, 28 May 2016 (UTC)

It's real[edit]

Ready 'n' Steady. It's real. It resurfaced recently. – roza (talk ☭ ctbslog) 23:07, 22 December 2016 (UTC)

It's a fine song, but a bit of a disappointment. I was expecting it to be a punk girl group single.--Abacab (talk) 02:30, 23 December 2016 (UTC)

Charlie Brown[edit]

Hey, I want to sincerely thank you for nominating A Charlie Brown Christmas. VFH has been all but dead for some time now, so I was just going to let the holidays fly by. But you wouldn't have that. You knew it deserved a feature. You always believed in that article, even more than I did, and you put so much work into improving it. You made this feature possible, and for that you'll be immortalized with a writing credit next to my name at the Hall of Shame. We're in this together, buddy. Merry Christmas, Season's Greetings, Happy Holidays, L'chaim, whatever! You're a good man, Abacab. – Kip > Talk Works Sophia It's Peanut Better Jelly Time!!! Carlton2.gif Rotating Rick Astley.gif derp Sexy Snoo.png Knight of the Order USA! 05:01, Dec. 23, 2016

Also, here's that Uncyclopedian of the Month nomination I promised a year ago. – Kip > Talk Works Sophia It's Peanut Better Jelly Time!!! Carlton2.gif Rotating Rick Astley.gif derp Sexy Snoo.png Knight of the Order USA! 05:30, Dec. 23, 2016

I saw you edit....[edit]

Believe it or not, we are still not dead. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 22:50, 2 May 2017 (UTC)


Hi there buddy! How have you been? -- MagicBus Can you ride my Magic Bus? 01:40, 8 May 2017 (UTC)

Same here. I just came back a couple of days ago. -- MagicBus Can you ride my Magic Bus? 01:47, 8 May 2017 (UTC)


Wanna chat on the IRC? Got somethings I want to talk to you about. -- MagicBus Can you ride my Magic Bus? 00:46, 19 May 2017 (UTC)

Your edits on the Wayside School article[edit]

Admittedly, the way I wrote it at first wasn't that good, but what was wrong with the references to I.M. Meen? I know that he appears a lot in YouTube Poops and may have seemed like a forced meme, but it makes sense to have I.M. Meen somewhat involved with Wayside School, because he has that "I HATE BOOKWORMS!!!" attitude, has a male version of the Evil female Teacher-type appearance cliche, and those traits REALLY make I.M. Meen perfectly in place in Wayside. --Syu20 of the Who-dea (talk) 02:18, 23 September 2017 (UTC)

Wayside and Crossover Humor[edit]

There are a few articles here on Uncyclopedia, like "Barney Frank" and "Isaac The Tank Engine" that employ crossover humor. I can understand you removing the Sonic 2 part though. THAT was rather cringy and forced, but taking T.R. Ash, who built the school, and replacing every I.M. Meen reference and changing a few bits of context with him seems equally forced, since much of the context around I.M. Meen was specifically written to make sense for his character (albeit a bit exaggerated). I personally think it would make sense that I.M. Meen would be involved with a school like Wayside. And if you really thought that referencing I.M. Meen was a bad idea, why didn't you remove the image of I.M. Meen standing in front of the school? --Syu20 of the Who-dea (talk) 03:34, 23 September 2017 (UTC)

How about I have I.M. Meen be the school's founder, and have the backstory about him, but also keep some of the references to T.R. Ash? I also did not reference any memes other than I.M. Meen. I also added a part about (the real) Mark Millar on the 19th story and some other jokes about Wayside School. If you don't like that revision, you can revert it back to yours. --Syu20 of the Who-dea (talk) 20:51, 24 September 2017 (UTC)

Yes, you can bring it to Wikia. --Syu20 of the Who-dea (talk) 15:38, 25 September 2017 (UTC)

Another Article (Re:Yo, Where Are You?)[edit]

Sure, but I’m not sure what article. The reason I haven’t been on Uncyclopedia for a while is an Uncylopedia-specific writer’s block (I have other things I want to write too). Some things I specifically might want to write here on this site...

  • An article on ChalkZone
  • Mockbusters (You know, The Asylum, Dingo Pictures, Video Brinquedo, Spark Plug)
  • An article on some fictional country, land, or even real places that aren’t even countries that can be creatively tweaked into a totalitarian regime (the North Pole, etc. For real places that aren’t countries being written as authoritarian regimes, I initially had Cedar Point (the theme park) in mind.
  • An article on FoxTrot (the comic strip)

You have any ideas?

--Syu20 of the Who-dea (talk) 00:04, 22 November 2017 (UTC)

My Dad the Rockstar Article[edit]

Not something I’m exactly the most knowledgable about, because I haven’t seen the show. I’m not really a fan of MANY 2000s Nicktoons as much as I simply like ChalkZone and Wayside. Although since I have SOME familiarity with the show (its premise being about... well, what it says on the title), and since there are episodes up on YouTube, I guess I ‘could’, but I’d have to do research via watching the show and reading about it.

--Syu20 of the Who-dea (talk) 21:55, 22 November 2017 (UTC)

Vote, Please?[edit]


Long time no see. – roza (talk ☭ ctbslog) 19:15, 21 February 2018 (UTC)

Long time no see part II. – roza (talk ☭ ctbslog) 06:01, 13 June 2018 (UTC)
Long time no see part III: The Reckoning – roza (talk ☭ ctbslog) 06:19, 26 December 2018 (UTC)


Hi there! -- MagicBus Can you ride my Magic Bus? 12:33, 27 December 2018 (UTC)

Uncyclopedian of the Month, December 2016[edit]

Uncyclopedian of the Month Award Uncyclopedian of the Month December 2016 Congraturlations! You have (finally) been awarded UotM for December 2016! I hope you're doing well dude. -- The Zombiebaron 05:48, 17 November 2019 (UTC)

Aretha Franklin[edit]

Dude, come on, insult comedy is comedy. What you've put in there is not comedy. You've removed as much as possible without it just being the Wikipedia article. Please put it back, with the quote obvi. MrX blow me 07:47, 12 September 2020 (UTC)

But the old version didn't have any real wit, it was just "lol black people have illegitimate children" and "lol Aretha is fat like Jabba the Hutt". Like I don't understand how that's supposed to be satirical. If it were an article about Rob Reiner, the fat jokes would make sense, but here they're unfitting because Aretha Franklin being "fat" wasn't something I remember people bringing up much, if at all, when talking about her.

The new version still has comedy, like the Mariah Carey feud section, or the funny church name "Mt. Sinai Holy Tabernacle of Heavily Baby Jesus's Love and Mercy AME Zion Church".--Abacab (talk) 07:54, 12 September 2020 (UTC)

I respectfully disagree. I'll try to find a way that combines our opinions and hopefully add something that makes everyone laugh. Cheers. MrX blow me 07:57, 12 September 2020 (UTC)

Booger King[edit]

Can you tell me why you redirected Booger King to Burger King back in 2015? I'm not seeing in on VFD. Booger King looked fine to me. I happened to knew the guy who put his passion into writing it back in 2007. – Kip > Talk Works Sophia It's Peanut Better Jelly Time!!! Carlton2.gif Rotating Rick Astley.gif derp Sexy Snoo.png Knight of the Order USA! 06:59, Oct. 3, 2020

Welcome back![edit]

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