User talk:47.19.52.21
Why did you block me!! The greatest vandal ever to strike Uncyclopedia has never gotten blocked!!!! I swear to you by the name of Zeus that once the block is lifted I will screw up as many articles as is humanly possible!! Long live credible encyclopedias!! Death to Uncyclopedia!!
You can still read pages, but cannot edit, change, alter, modify, amend, revise, or create them.
Editing from Cassie (your account, IP address, or IP address range) has been disabled by The Right Honourable 47.19.52.21 for the following reason(s):
This block has been set to expire: infinite. Block ID is #69696.
More than likely, you were banned because you failed to read or understand The Beginner's Guide to Being an Uncyclopedian, How To Be Funny And Not Just Stupid, and/or Our Vanity Policy. If this is the case, or even if it's not, take some time to read these documents now.[1]
After you've taken the time to read the above articles and you feel like you are ready to make useful contributions to Uncyclopedia, you may contact The Woodburninator or one (1) of the other administrators to discuss the block.[2] If you are just an enthusiast marketing specialist, blanker, or vandal, it will probably give them a good laugh.
Your IP address is 47.19.52.21. If you have an actual user name, please include this in any queries you make, along with your ssn, a credit card number, and any bank account numbers you have.
If you'd like to see the log of your ban, the reason, duration, and time of issuance can be found in Special:BlockList and Special:Log/block.
It might be possible to plead your case on your talk page or over IRC, if you didn't do anything really wrong, or if you can prove that you have fully educated yourself by reading the above articles. Log into the Uncyclopedia channel with the same username you use here, and start begging. Bring flowers, a positive attitude, and a cheery hello. None of those will help, but occasionally admins take pity on banees. (Often just before they get fired for being softies.)
- The Beginner's Guide to Being an Uncyclopedian
- How To Be Funny And Not Just Stupid
- Our Vanity Policy
- List of Uncyclopedia administrators
- List of blocked IP addresses
- Log of blocking activity
47.19.52.21 (block log • active blocks • contribs • deleted contribs • abuse filter log • creation log • change block settings • unblock • checkuser (log))
Request reason:
Notes:
- In some cases, you may not in fact be blocked, or your block has already expired. Please check your block log. If no blocks are listed, or the latest one has already expired, then you have been autoblocked by the automated anti-vandalism systems, and you may want to contact an admin on Discord or IRC to be unblocked.
Sysops: You may either unblock the user if they sound convincing, or you can decline the request and send the user to a perfect world where they can think about why their request was declined!
- ↑ Seriously. If you can't prove you know the basic rules and what we're trying to do here, you'll find the admins more than a bit chilly.
- ↑ Note that you may not use the "email this user" feature unless you have a valid email address registered in your user preferences. Also, don't email every admin unless you want the ban quadrupled (or worse).
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