User:Zombiebaron/Uncyclopedia Reskin Committee/Winter2020/Jan03

Mmmm.... mmmmmmmmmmmm..... The Baked Potato was a dish which revolutionised cuisine in Europe, the population of which had existed on a stupefying mix of gruel, grass, and sand for millennia. Into this dull landscape arrived the exciting, almost sexually arousing, flavour of the potato. Upon its discovery in the midst of the 15th century, it immediately sparked the Renaissance. The greatest minds of the time are said to have achieved their status through the consumption of baked potatoes. William Shakespeare, for example, subsisted entirely on baked potatoes and butter, according to historical documentation. (Full article...)