User:Zombiebaron/HowTo:Annoy Zombiebaron
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So you want to annoy Zombiebaron, do ye? Well, it's just not possible. You could, however, try. Here's what won't annoy Zombiebaron:
- Rice
- Kicking him in the testes
- Stealing his DVD collection of M*A*S*H
- Sic-ing your constipated weiner dog on him
- Setting his pubic region on fire with napalm and a flamethrower
- Painting his nails while he sleeps
- Painting his house while he sleeps
- Painting his face while he sleeps
- Killing his clown army
- Poptarts
- Horses
- Plucking his eyelashes one by one with a chainsaw
- Foot odor
- Phlegm flavoured toothpaste
- Huffing his kitten
- Huffing his articles
- Performing oral sex on his mum
- Smashing his computer
- Stealing his girlfriend
- Storing your gerbil collection in his anus
- Negroes
If you do somehow find a way to annoy Zombiebaron, please contact me.