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Grueslayer
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Score: -90
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Moves: -41
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> Kill the waitress
You decide you've had enough of BENSON'S flunky. You stand up and dash forward, ready to smash her skull with amazing force! Or you would, if she hadn't dropped her tray to reveal a fold-up machine gun, which she promptly uses to shoot you. You are pierced by 42 bullets, 24 of them lethal, and fall on the ground. She then grinds your bones to make pancakes and announces to the janitor via intercom: "Cleanup at table 3! Repeat, cleanup at table 3!"
- *** The Grueslayer has been slain! ***
Would you like to automagically reanimate, go back in time to fix all of this, or quit altogether? (type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT):
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