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Кентуккистан The Great Commonwealth of Kentuckistan Kentuckistan | |||||
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| Motto: Yeah, she's my sister. So? | |||||
| Anthem: Red Star Kentuckistan | |||||
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| Capital | Элизабеттаун aka Elizabethtown | ||||
| Largest city | Rupp Arena | ||||
| Official language(s) | Russian, Chinese | ||||
| Government | Communism | ||||
| Premier | Beshear the Undieing | ||||
| ‑ Lieutenant Governor | Darth Mongiardo | ||||
| Average temperature | 75°F (23.9 °C) | ||||
| Maximum temperature | 100°F (37.8 °C) | ||||
| Ethnic groups | Russian, Korean, Red Chinese, Bears, and those pesky Mongolians | ||||
| National Hero(es) | Hot Karl | ||||
| Currency | units of Rubles | ||||
| Religion | N/A | ||||
| Major exports | Bourbon, Tobacco, STDs and 12 year old mothers | ||||
| Major imports | Virgins (Female) and Clogging Shoes | ||||
| Intelligence Agency | The KGB | ||||
| Time zones | Eastern: UTC -5/ DST -6 Central: UTC -4/ DST -5 | ||||
| International organisations | UNSOC | ||||
| National antagonists | Capitalist Pigs | ||||
| Favourite pastime | Tetris, Enriching Uranium, Working | ||||
