User:TheSoylentOne

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In His Own Words[edit | edit source]

"I am your God. Bow before my all powerful awesomeness. SUBMIT OR FACE THY DOOM! The Soylent One hath spoken!"-The Soylent One

The Name Of Thy God[edit | edit source]

He has come, and his name is The Soylent One. Half man, half Soylent Green, he wanders the Earth smiting the non-believers.

Soylentology[edit | edit source]

In the recent years, Soylentology has risen to be an extremely popular cult, rising above Scientology, Budhism, and even Emo. Soylentology is the belief that The Soylent One is the Supreme being, and as such, can do whatever he feels. Followers of Soylentology are required to do daily Calesthenics while rolling in Jell-O and yodeling. Soylentoligists or "Soy-People", as they are more commonly refered as, dress as though it were casual Friday every day. They also believe that as followers of The Soylent One, they may also do whatever they want. Most are seen beating up Nintendo fans on the weekends while stealing PS3's.