User:Svaalbard

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“I can't believe its not butter!!!”

~ Oscar Wilde on Madagascar

“Not to be confused with the cold, bleak iceberg plantation called Svalbard. He is actually useful!”

~ Raving critic from the NYTimes on Svaalbard

“No Shit Sherlock!”

“Keep diggin' Watson!”


As related by Steven Hawkings upon the importance of this user.

Articles made by Svaalbard[edit | edit source]


Future Ideas for articles[edit | edit source]

  • More Art pieces from any era

Svaalbard ft. Dethklok, NordicDethRealm[edit | edit source]

Currently the latest, most contemporary and chilled of any Dethklok work of all time, the hit album is to be released on Oct. 19th, 2009, with such songs titled as:

  • Heat Up That White Dragon and Watch it Waft
  • Fuck till you chafe
  • Wank off till you chafe
  • Snort sugar because your friends told you it was cocaine and you faked getting high and they all laughed at you, song
  • Boo! I threw cinderblocks through your windows
  • Anarchism: The only way to host an orgy