User:Svaalbard
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“I can't believe its not butter!!!”
“Not to be confused with the cold, bleak iceberg plantation called Svalbard. He is actually useful!”
“No Shit Sherlock!”
“Keep diggin' Watson!”
As related by Steven Hawkings upon the importance of this user.
Articles made by Svaalbard[edit | edit source]
- Ice Berg Plantation - farming ice - in progress
- The Swimming Hole - painting by some guy named thomas eakins, naked men!
- The Four Stages of Cruelty - painting by some other dude, signs of abuse!
Future Ideas for articles[edit | edit source]
- WoW2 - world of warcraft v2
- Nordic Warrior - mythology upon the nordic warrios, ie vikings, berserkers, football team's origin...
- Nordic people - mythology of nordic people, like emigration, warfare, culture, technology, secrets
- Aventa, Kingdom of the Flying Horse - make belief gaming convention in Paynesville, Minn.
- DJ Khaled - terrible hip hop poser is terrible
- Scrub - definition - like noob
- Bill O'Reilly and Rachel Maddows Fierce Gunfight - UnNews article - liberal bias vs conservative bias - redonk gunfight
- Dethklok - adding bios for all the members of the band
- More Art pieces from any era
- Muzzle Loaders - bestest weapon evar
Svaalbard ft. Dethklok, NordicDethRealm[edit | edit source]
Currently the latest, most contemporary and chilled of any Dethklok work of all time, the hit album is to be released on Oct. 19th, 2009, with such songs titled as:
- Heat Up That White Dragon and Watch it Waft
- Fuck till you chafe
- Wank off till you chafe
- Snort sugar because your friends told you it was cocaine and you faked getting high and they all laughed at you, song
- Boo! I threw cinderblocks through your windows
- Anarchism: The only way to host an orgy