User:Stick Man 98046
The Ruler, Stick Man # 98046[edit | edit source]
Stick Man # 98046 is the most powerful person in existance. He will kick the shit out of you if you're not careful. And he may also get it on with your wife. He named the species after himself, however each Stick Man or Stick Woman has their own individual number.
The species[edit | edit source]
A "Stick Man 98046" is a rare species of Stick People which were thought to be extinct. However, since Dr. Dumbass failed grade nine 5 TIMES IN A ROW this was proven false. The "Stick Man 98046" now live peacefully in Happy-Grumdrop-Town with the fluffy bunnies.
Dr. Dumbass[edit | edit source]
Robertson Michaelangelo Dumbass was the Doctor who supposedly said the "Stick Man 98046" were extinct. However, since the dumb piece of shit failed grade nine five times nobody believed him. Pissed off at humanity, he went insane and started killing people. Unable to be locked up in an insane asylum, he was ambushed by several "Stick Man 98046", about 10,9486 to be exact. Realizing the truth, Dr. Dumbass reclaimed the statement... but had the shit kicked out of him by the Stick guys.
Famous "Stick Man 98046"[edit | edit source]
- Stick Man # 98046 (AKA Me)
- Stick Woman #69 (AKA Paris Hilton, who I did last night)
- Stick Man # 8077 (AKA Brent Leroy)
- Stick Woman # 7212 (AKA Lacey Burrows)
- Stick Weasel # 8475 (AKA Nack the Weasel, my right hand man)
- Stick Woman # 849 (AKA Pamela Anderson)
Stick People vs. Humans[edit | edit source]
In the year 9000, the Stick People were fed up with those motherfucking humans on their motherfucking property. Then one day, the Humans challenged them to a war. The Stick People accepted and were told they had 3 years to practice. Three years later, the war began and the Stick People had aquired a new power: to make their hair all blonde and have an increased amount of power. After about 2 weeks, only 2 Stick People and 2 humans remained.
Stupid human: What does the scouter say about his power level? (Said to other teammate)
Stick Man 98046: IT'S OVER NINE THOUSSSSAAAAAAND!!!!!!!!
Stupid human: Oh son of a BITCH!!
Stick Ma 98046: KAMEHAMEHA, MOTHERFUCKERS!!!
Humans: AAAH! *explode*
Stick Man 98046: How's ya like that, douchebag?!
And then some shit happened, Stick Man 98046 nailed Jessica Simpsons, Nack the Weasel died, yadda yadda yadda the end.
Articles[edit | edit source]
- Crazy Hand----FAIL!!!
- Thing Thing Arena