User:Sonic80/putin

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Every Who

Down in Who-ville

Liked Christmas a lot...


But the Putin,

Who lived just north of Who-ville,

Did NOT!


The Putin hated Christmas! The whole Christmas Season!

Now, please don't ask why,. No one quite knows the reason.

It could be his head wasn't screwed on just right.

It could be, perhaps, that his tie was too tight.

But I think that the most likely reason of all

May have been that his brain was two sizes too small.


But,

Whatever the reason,

His brain or his tie,

He stood there on Christmas Eve, Hating the Whos,