User:Sonic80/omegle
Imagine the setting: You're home on a Friday night, no date, in the downtime between masturbation, what do you do? Chatroulette? No, too many penises. What you need is an anonymous chatting website that DOESN'T require a webcam. Cleverbot? Hmm, How about a REAL person on the other end? What does that leave? Oh! OMEGLE!
Omegle is an anonymous chat-based website that rose to fame roughly the same time as competitor chat website, Chatroulette.
Firing it up[edit | edit source]
The first thing you need to decide when using Omegle is the angle you are going to take. Are you looking for an actual conversation? If you are, you are definitely at the wrong place.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You have disconnected.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger is typing...
You: Yes hello. I'm a 48 year old pedophile from Canadia. I'm looking to share my child porn with you and possibly meet.
Stranger: WTF
You: im legally not allowed on the internet
Stranger: then get off it u freak
Stranger: BYE NOW
Stranger: asl
You: You misspelled ass.
You: Fucking idiot.
Stranger: hello
You: hey ;)
Stranger: whats up?
You: my dick
You: Yes hello. I'm a 48 year old pedophile from Canadia. I'm looking to share my child porn with you and possibly meet.
Stranger: i love you
Stranger: so what you want?
You: money
You: sexual favors
You: its all good
Stranger: both cant be delivered on omegle
Stranger: hello
Stranger: you speak french?
Stranger: make me horny!
You: boobs
Stranger: im a female
You: even better!
Stranger: helppp me please. i need someone to tell me what they would do to me
Stranger: in detail
Stranger: make me a story ;)
You: make you a story?
You: why don't we just do it instead?