User:Sonic80/UnNews:IOC announces 'lack of dope' in 2008 Olympics
BEIJING, China - The summer olympics is a time that only comes around every 4 years. Everyone flocks to the host city to see the magnificent athletes try for the gold, and bring glory to their country, however it is not just the atendees that enjoy the olympics so, it is also the members of the IOC that get to run the dope tests.
The olympics bring about thousands of wonderful athletes, at least 20% of whom are taking performance-enhancing drugs, and it is the job of those members of the IOC to find them, and embarrass the hell out of them, however this year they have run into quite a snag.
| “ | I don't understand! It seems people have decided to clean up their acts, and stop with the dope and steroids! I used to love ejecting those pot-heads, but now there are little to none left, and with supplies dwindling, it is getting tough to get my hands on one! | ” |
— Sarah Smithlon, IOC Dope tester
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This event only happens once every four years, and everyone knows that the Winter Olympics aren't quite as good for this as good for spotting dope-heads.
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- Johnathon Ioni "'Not Enough Dope!' Says IOC" Olympics '08, August 9, 2008