User:Sonic80/UnNews:Greenpeace releases new line of Green Pieces to help spread vision of peace

Prototypes of the 'Green Piece' have shown the similarities to army issued M16s.

MIAMI, Florida - Following demands from greenpeace members across the world for a much more aggressive peace spreader, to help pacify the tougher locations that won't give in to the views of world peace, and environmentalism from earlier in the month, greenpeace has finally agreed to begin construction of a new line of 'Green Pieces'. These weapons will give Greenpeace members world-wide the ability to pacify the much more aggressive countries across the world.

Sources

• Charles William Johnson "Greenpeace's new line of Green Pieces have shown great progress in greenpeace's view of peace." Greenpeace Monthly, August 30, 2008