User:Sonic80/Naboo

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Naboo
Capital Cities Theed, Otoh Gunga
Terrain Think earth.
Region of the Universe Its somewhere. Lets say close to the middle.
Native Species Humans and poorly thought out staple characters.
Official Language English, Engrish
Major Imports Large-scale droid invasions.
Major Exports Queens, evil villains, racist stereotypes.

Naboo is a planet from the movie, Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace (The Red One With Stripes, not the Black one). It is home of fish, Gungans, a hyper-active evolutionary cycle and a stable planet core. The planet is violently segregated into two groups: One to entertain the four year olds, and one to entertain the thirty-year old basement dwellers.

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