User:Sonic80/Generic Unmodified RPG Hero Template (Male)
The Generic Unmodified RPG Hero Template (Male) was born in your unnamed city, which is located just on the outskirts of the nearest kingdom, and is between the ages of 12 and 25. He lives alone with his Generic Unmodified RPG Single Mother Template, and your generic unmodified father template is either dead, or the bad guy, and if it is the second one, you think it is the first one.
Your generic unmodified RPG hero template (male) is currently surrounded by blue, or bright pink boxes (although other colors may come with yours depending on the model), because you have yet to open him up in an editor, and set his transparency color.[1] So for right now, he is just in a box in your game.
Generic Unmodified Starting Town[edit | edit source]
Your generic unmodified starting town, otherwise known as pre-level 1, or Tutorial World. Right now, in order to keep the genericness of the town, it has 1 generic unmodified building template, which is currently referred to as your house, one generic unmodified RPG single mother template, which was mentioned earlier, more commonly known as "your generic unmodified mother" for short, and some generic unmodified RPG NPC templates (both male and female).
While in the starting town, you will generally meet some characters that will tell you generic unmodified RPG game plot[2], or give you some generic unmodified RPG items, which will undoubtedly come in handy during the generic unmodified level 1.
Somewhere in the generic unmodified starting town, there is definitely some generic unmodified RPG NPC template (Male) who will teach you how to fight with a generic unmodified sword, against a generic unmodified rat template (Male[3]), which you can fight over and over again, gaining 1 generic name for experience points per battle.
Your generic unmodified starting town probably has a specially marked generic unmodified RPG NPC template[4] that will tell you exactly what is expected of you throughout the first level, but will change unexpectedly when your generic unmodified damsel in distress template (female) is suddenly whisked away by the generic unmodified minor-role antagonist template during level 2.
Generic Unmodified Shop and Inn[edit | edit source]
Chances are, somewhere in the generic unmodified starting town, there is a generic unmodified shop and generic unmodified inn, where you can learn the basics of buying generic unmodified objects, or generic unmodified weapons, and using a generic unmodified save game system.
After stocking up on generic unmodified free items, and your generic unmodified starting equipment from the generic unmodified shop, and saving your generic unmodified game in the generic unmodified shop, so that you will not have to go through the generic unmodified starting town again, you are ready to go. Now you must locate the distinctly visible generic unmodified RPG NPC template, that was mentioned earlier, so that you may learn what is expected of you in generic unmodified level 1, and be taken to the generic unmodified level 1. Before you can do this though, the generic unmodified RPG NPC template will ask you if you are sure you are ready to go to generic unmodified level 1, and that you will not be able to return to generic unmodified starting town, until after you beat the game. After you have said your goodbyes, and have everything you need, click the generic unmodified yes button, and be on your way.
Generic Unmodified Antagonist Templates[edit | edit source]
Now that you are on your generic unmodified mission to do a generic unmodified task, you should get to know your generic unmodified antagonist templates. There are two that you need to mainly concern yourself with. The first one is the generic unmodified small-role antagonist template. This villain can be either male or female, however chances are it is going to be male. This antagonist is the pain-in-the-ass enemy that under normal circumstances would not even be referred to as an antagonist, but because of the genericness of the antagonist, it becomes classified as one.
The other is the generic unmodified main-role antagonist template, which is also usually male. This antagonist very often will have some form of generic unmodified super power, with a unique generic unmodified graphic to go along with it, that he, or she uses to try to enslave mankind[5]. This antagonist will most likely hide in the shadows, manipulating you until the second to last generic unmodified level, where they will reveal themselves.
Generic Unmodified Small-Role Antagonist Template (Male or Female)[edit | edit source]
Your state-of-the-art, pain-in-the-ass generic unmodified small-role antagonist template is ironically the most frequently seen generic unmodified character template in the game, save you, the generic unmodified RPG hero template (male). This antagonist rarely has anything to do with your character, and has no back story other than what may or may not be said about them in the manual.
The mannerisms of a generic unmodified small-role antagonist template include persistently following the generic unmodified RPG hero template around the map of the generic unmodified world/kingdom that the game takes place in, and many times more than not, attacking the generic unmodified RPG hero template, with little to no success on their part.
Chances are that the generic unmodified small-role antagonist template (male) has nothing to do with the generic unmodified main-role antagonist template, however if it is a generic unmodified small-role antagonist template (female) the chances are that she is somehow in a romantic relationship with the generic unmodified main-role antagonist template, if they are Male, if they are female, the the generic unmodified small-role antagonist template (female) has nothing to do with the generic unmodified main-role antagonist template (female).
Generic Unmodified Main-Role Antagonist Template (Male or Female)[edit | edit source]
This is the generic unmodified character template that you need to worry the most about. The generic unmodified main-role antagonist template is a shadowy character template that you know little to nothing about, and it remains that way up until around your first encounter with the generic unmodified small-role antagonist template.
The generic unmodified main-role antagonist template can take one of several roles. If the template is male, then the chances are that he is your generic unmodified RPG hero template (male)'s father, who became a POW during some unnamed generic unmodified war that took place just before the start of the game, and was either brainwashed into becoming the generic unmodified main-role antagonist template in this game, but then becomes the generic unmodified small-role antagonist template in the sequel where you go up against the generic unmodified super-evil main-role antagonist template, which is 99% of the time male.
Ideally you will get a small glimpse of the generic unmodified main-role antagonist template right after you defeat the generic unmodified small-role antagonist template, standing on a cliff, or on the outskirts of a forest, followed shortly by them disappearing, and you thinking it was just a mirage. At this point, the defeated generic unmodified small-role antagonist template will accidentally drop a hint as to who the generic unmodified main-role antagonist template is.
Generic Unmodified First Level[edit | edit source]
The generic unmodified first level, or generic unmodified level 1, is generally the place where your generic unmodified RPG hero template (male) learns everything that he didn't learn in the generic unmodified starting town. It is usually infested with a specific generic unmodified monster, usually a bug, ghost, or slime. If you manage to defeat one of these generic unmodified monsters, then you basically win the level, since each enemy in the level will drop a generic unmodified potion, that heals more generic unmodified name for health, than you begin with, or will acquire within the next ten level ups.
Now that you, the generic unmodified RPG hero template (male) have arrived in the generic unmodified level 1, your first objective is to find the exit to the level, unless you really want to spend several minutes taking turns dealing 1 damage to a generic unmodified level 1 RPG slime, in order to stock up on generic unmodified potions, or the very rare, .75% chance to get, generic unmodified sword +1.
After you accomplish your unnecessarily tedious generic unmodified quest to destroy generic unmodified level 1 RPG slimes, until you have killed so many that they have stopped respawning due to the generic unmodified programmers not continuing, thinking that no one would want to go on for that long killing slimes, you may now continue to the clearly marked exit to this level that you had found hours ago.
Generic Unmodified Second Level[edit | edit source]
Now your generic unmodified mission will finally begin. After mercilessly slaughtering every slime that the generic unmodified level 1 had to offer, you begin your onslaught of the generic unmodified RPG red slimes. These slimes have the ability to hit you with a generic unmodified poison attack, watch out for it, because if it successfully hits you, you will take 10 to 25 generic unmodified damage every turn for the next 3 turns.
Despite the deadly slimes that you may encounter in this level, the generic unmodified plot suddenly appears, too. Unfortunately, in order to find the plot, you will have to, once again, slaughter countless generic unmodified slimes, in order to find a generic unmodified piece of paper, which has a .25% drop chance on red slimes. This paper will tell you that in order to progress to the third level, you must complete a series of very tedious generic unmodified side missions, and defeat the unnamed generic unmodified small-role antagonist, thereby wasting another 3 hours of your day.
Generic Unmodified Side Missions[edit | edit source]
After receiving the paper, a mysterious generic unmodified robed NPC template[6] will appear in front of you, telling you all about the generic unmodified small-role antagonist template (however, keeping to the idea of a generic unmodified small-role antagonist, will not tell you anything about his/her background, only that you need to beat them), thereby spoiling the rest of the generic unmodified second level. However in order to reach the generic unmodified small-role antagonist template, you must do the generic unmodified robed NPC template's chores.
The generic unmodified robed NPC will then require some outrageous, unnecessary generic unmodified item, that, much like the generic unmodified piece of paper that got you into this whole predicament in the first place, will have a .25% drop rate on red slimes, who you now must mass-rape, and hope to generic unmodified RPG god that between the 400ish that you had to kill in order to get the generic unmodified piece of paper, and the 400ish that you need to kill to get the generic unmodified random item that the generic unmodified robed NPC wants, they don't run out.
