User:Sockpuppet of an unregistered user/That time I fucking destroyed the world during my sojourn in Egypt
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Dude, it was fucking apocalyptic. Like, EPIC WIN!
So there I was[edit | edit source]
walking down some dune in the desert, all badass shit and stuff.
and this fucking Mahmoosha dude[edit | edit source]
walks in my direction and starts drooling all over the desert sand. Like, WTF?
so I pulled out my[edit | edit source]
big fucking sword and start slashing around, and this Egyptian deity Ra appears out of nowhere and starts humping my leg! WTF?
So I unleashed my demonic powers upon the face of the earth.
No, seriously. I fucking ended the world!