User:Sliferjam/Slifawards

Sliferjam Award

This is it. The UnTiny One. The UnDarwin Awards of Uncyclopedia - "Sliferjam of the Month". The "Crappies", if you will. And it's the Voting page.

Eligibility Requirements

To be nominated, you must:

• Be a registered "member".
• Be Sliferjam or close enough.
• Any nominee cannot have been in contact with a giraffe for longer than a day, for at least the previous month.
• Consistantly write crap.

Who to Vote For?

Nominate the Slifer who has contributed the most "point free" articles or inane edits over the past month. Additional points may be awarded for bad grammar, lack of punctuation, and images created in MS Paint, or basic "Slifer"-ness.

Fabulous Prizes

Winners will get:

• "Looked at" funny
• Mocked by their "peers" until their ears bleed
• Huffed mercilessly
• A fancy template to put on their user page: well, maybe not.
• Insulted by MoneySign whenever on IRC.

(So basically nothing new)

NOMINATE!!!

Go ahead and nominate now. Please use the level two headline format for the name of the nomination with an optional comment and signature underneath. Unsigned votes will count against. You may add or subtract as many points as you wish, and may vote as many times as you wish.

Past "Winners"

N/A

Official Nominations for July

Sliferjam

Score: ∞+1

• Nomination and For. 'Tis the coolest. I vote + $infinity$ so sayeth Sliferjam ~ Talk * Sock * Jam * Gallery * Fearless Fosdick? 13:14, 27 July 2006 (UTC)
• For --_§ǚ^ρω_ξλ^£μ_ĦΦ^φ≈_€Ə^Σß_ÐÆ^ØΞ_ΩÅ^³ 05:01, 7 August 2006 (UTC)