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Star Wars: Episode II - Attack of the Clones
Star Wars - Episode II Attack of the Clones (movie poster).jpg
Directed by George Lucas
Written by George Lucas
Jonathon Hales Hitler
Starring Ewan McGregor

Hayden Christensen
"The Girl With the Stupid Laugh That Starred in Black Swan"
Definitely Not Darth Sidious, If That's What You're Thinking!
Samuel L Jackson, MOTHERFUCKER
Christopher Lee
Antwan Dan Yells
A Midget
Frank, the Wizard of Oz

Produced by Rick Astley
Distributed by Lucasfilm
Release date May 16, 2002
Runtime Long as shit
Language English
Budget At least a dollar

Star Wars: Episode II - Attack of the Clones is a 2002 epic space opera directed and written by George Lucas with solicited writing help by Jonathon Hales Hitler. The film sucked balls; but it was eye candy so you don't see me complaining.

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Ten years after the events of The Phantom Menace, the Galactic Republic faces the threat of a massive separatist movement led by former Jedi Master Cunt Dooku. As history has taught us before, force must be used against those who try to leave. This ideology is put to the test when the Senate votes on the subject of an introduction to a Clone Army; the badasses that will eventually become storm troopers.