User:EricIsOnFire/Brazil

“I can assure you that the country of Brazil is not the same as the continent of South America.”

~ An expert

Brazil Federative Republic of Brazil (and athletic Soccer/Football Players)
Flag Coat of Arms
Motto: Jogamos futebol We play soccer
Anthem: Welcome to the Jungle
Brazil (in green for you idiots)
Capital	"The Capital"
Previous capital	Amazon river
Demonym	Brazilian/Little Monkey
Official language(s)	Portuguese
Government	Socceracy
‑ Goalie	Chico Mendes
Toy	Soccer ball
Form of entertainment	Soccer
Form of fun	Soccer
Sex position	Anal
National Hero(es)	Pelé
Currency	Real cash money
Religion	Soccerian
Population	More than five
Ethnic groups	Multiracial (except for Asians)
Major exports	Soccer balls
Major imports	Your cash money
National animal	Sloth
National sport(s)	Soccer, Titty slappin'
Drives on	Both, because why not

This is actually not a painting of the Portuguese landing in Brazil in the year 1500. This is actually a scene from Narnia knockoff with slightly poorer special effects.

Brazil is a country in located in South America. Brazil is the largest country in both the Latin American and South American region. The country is massive, not unlike the countries of China, Russia, Canada, the United States of America and more importantly, Texas. Brazilians do not speak Spanish, it is forbidden. Brazilians speak what is called Portuguese. This Portuguese is not the same Portuguese spoken by people from Portugal. It is currently unknown why this is despite various beliefs. A second language often used by Brazilians is the clicking language.