User:SIsForSatire

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Timline™®

1000 CE - I create the world

1992 BCE - I get into a car crash

2000 CE - I run over 5,000 squirrels in the chipmunk massacre. Only Alvin, Simon, and Theodore survived.

2005 CE - My final form is born

2019 CE - I find this weird ass website and decide to make an article on EA Sports once I figure out how to. I don't do the compoters much, ya see.

2023 CE - Global warming is expected to kill us all.


For real though, I'm TRS, and I make music and other dumb stuff.