User:Mordillo/Mordillo 1.0

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This user is Israeli
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I joined the Folding@home team, because I have nothing better to do with my computer.
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אױ װײזמיר
Der usernik vant you should shtop bothering dem when dey daven Toyreh, nu?
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This user is searching for the Cabal. If they go missing, please inform their family.
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This user believes that there's nothing like a proper Jihad to ease your pain
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This user is a reporter for UnNews because they couldn't get a job at a real newspaper.
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“This is very un-funny. Why don't you pick on someone your own size like an obese cheeseburger handlers at Wendy's. If you wrote about African Americans like you do Jews, than you would get your ass kicked. Go back to your red-neck front yard and mow the lawn, perhaps you would find your car and your tiny brain.”

~ 88.154.88.187 on Mordillo's anti-semitic humor


Foolitzer Prize Award Foolitzer Prize Winner August 2006
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This person wrote an article which became one of the Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia. Ain't they clever?!


Who Am I?[edit | edit source]

Who the hell knows? I'm too busy dodging rockets fired by Nasrallah and his lackys to discuss these matters of perfound importance. I am however, Israeli, which means I am:

  • Extremly rude
  • Can't spell in engrish
  • Think I can solve everything by blowing your house
  • A born pasimist who thinks the humor is the world's true Messiah. Good humor that is.

Furthermore, according to Severian, it would seem that I might be the Hebrew Hammer, coming soon to a theatre near you!

Goyim beware, the Hebrew Hammer is coming for YOU!!!
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Time till Mahmoud Ahmadinejad turns us all into nuclear dust:

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They are MINE my OWN my PRECIOUS[edit | edit source]

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  • Comment - Zimualted = Got an UnNews Audio Report

Helped to DeUglify[edit | edit source]

In process[edit | edit source]

Lebanese War | Armed Commercials | Rashōmon | EULA | World Domination Project | User:Mordillo/GPS(ego boost) | HowTo:Write A Song(rw)

Damn I'm Lazy....

I've been blessed![edit | edit source]

Hail the almighty rev. for his blessings.

Cookies in my jar[edit | edit source]





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