User:Monirec/Advert

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Advert — similiarly to an ad, is a small annoucment, that someone will buy, sell, trade, give, take, rent, remove, tow, paint, decorate, punch, hang, apply, lay, weld, bake, winterize, redecorate, mount, pave, build, plan, re-plan, stretch, fill, drill, saw, hollow, cut, chop, rivet, bind, compose, imprint, perpetuate, play, sing, dance, perform, draw, print, write, describe, record, prescribe, type, hold, take, take out, spread, carry, transport, translate, pick up, fit, embroider, trim, lengthen, grow, extend, stop, install, assemble, disassemble, replace, repair, configure, adjust, clean, open, clear, wash, purge, vanish, puncture, design, develop, construct, digitize, modernize, dispose, implement, rehabilitate, shut down, disconnect, connect, prepare, manufacture, process, inject, insert, extract, cure, heal, encode, talk, dissuade, divert, deliver, impose, lead, release, destroy, polish, restore, distract, entertain, track, attract, cheer, verify, trace, examine, find, reveal, cause, invite, meet, announce, agree, appreciate, teach, foretold, predict, arrange, advise, facilitate, protect, register, steal, compete with you, judge, appeal, deprive, license, declare, optimize, certify, merge, decide, resolve, put, seek, terminate, return, eliminate, count, consider, calculate, present, rearrange, drag, transfer, move, accompany, whiten, gild, plow, fertilize, mow, dig, hoe, water, plant, transplant, watch, feed, bathe, walk, care for, castrate, inseminate, retouch, pluck, remove, create, exterminate, put to sleep, produce, arrange, deliver to the house, make any diagnosis, get rid of cancer, share the secret of how to lose 200 pounds in only 3 days, arrange you a pleasant leisure time or triple your money in just two weeks! Everything will happen quickly, efficiently and inexpensively.

Adverts consisting of three or more words are considered literature works, and their author can be nominated for the Nobel prize.

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Adverts can be seen in many different places. Including:

Written[edit | edit source]

  • On television;
  • In newspapers;
  • On radio;
  • In passport;

Scratched[edit | edit source]

  • On clay tablets of the Sumerian period in Cuneiform;
  • In the public toilet stall;
  • On a steep side of a stone cliff;
  • Under a dome of a cultural historical monument;

Types of adverts[edit | edit source]

Examples of adverts:

  • Someone will buy/trade/steal/sell, an already bought/traded/stolen/sold house;
  • The same as above, but something else;

Actions with houses[edit | edit source]

One of the main instances of adverts, primarily in newspapers, are actions with houses.

Examples: