User:Lalala/Proboards

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What is a Proboards?[edit | edit source]

Proboards is an online Wood-buying service, made by that all American spunk, Louie Patorg.

About Patorg.[edit | edit source]

Patorg started his life name Leatherface. The name insulted him so much, he killed many people with a chainsaw. However, reasising that killing people with a chainsaw would not make him any money, Patorg decided to chainsaw wood insted. He realised that he could make a living with wood, and set off to make Proboards. Soon, Patorg had make a piece of wood he could talk on. At first, the wood was too intelligent. Some escaped and invented France. Eventually, Patorg made a piece of wood so great that he names it a proboard, and so proboards was born.

How does Proboards work?[edit | edit source]

People go online, and get the Proboards. Once a proboard has arrived in the mail, they tap there feet together three times and Patorg himself appears to design a layout.

Patorg starts by telling the person with the Proboard to do it themselfs, then he kicks them. He kicks and kicks them, until they are sore, bloody and brused. Then, he minces them. He spreads the mince over one of his Proboards, and they layout is done. The person who has the board/is on the board the proboard thanks Patorg by giving him ten million virgin cattle.

And Patorg flies away to his new adventures.

The Cartoon series[edit | edit source]

Proboards enjoyed a short cartoon series called "the adventures of Patorg". It was pulled of the air because it was just ten minutes of Patorg swearing, so it didn't appeal to its target audience.

Proboards Support[edit | edit source]

Patorg made this super intelligent piece of wood to govern over all other proboards. He used Grapes, Apples, Oranges and Cherrys to keep the Support Board safe and fresh.

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