User:Kevindong/backup/1

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“ This person seems rather horrible.”

~ Oscar Wilde, looking at User:Kevindong

Hey. I can see that you, <insert name here>, just stumbled upon my little shithole. I wonder what you are doing here. If you are trying to find a link to porn, you're at the wrong place. If you are looking for me on discord, you're on the wrong website. Too drunk to find home? I think you might be looking for this place. Looking for Wikipedia? Well, this is Uncyclopedia, the website that Wikipedia parodies. Looking for the Wikia version of Uncyclopedia? Too bad, you're at the wrong place, plus, they have shut down recently (UnNews article here).


Languages I speak
en-N This user is a native speaker of English.
ca-N This user is a native speaker of Canajan, eh?.
fr-4 This user speaks Français at a near-native level.
MS-3 This user can contribute with an advanced understanding of how to speak his mind.
es-2 This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of Español.
zh-2 This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of 中文.
ht-2 This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of HTML.
rot13-1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of EBG13.
aa-0 This user does not understand AAAAAAAAA! and hates people that speak it because they're all incomprehensible.
17-P This f****r speaks 1337 heavily laced with profanity that would make a f*****g a*****e sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.
mor-E This user only speaks -- --- .-. ... . / -.-. --- -.. . because it was a required course in school.
ju-E This user only speaks Joual canadien because it was a required course in school.
vl-X This user only speaks Valley girl enough to seduce native Valley girl speakers.
Shit and stuff
Brain.gif This user's IQ is over 1.
Nuvola apps important orange.svg This user should not be trusted.
Answer to Life.png My edits: 1,580

About me[edit]

I live in Sainte-Anne-de-Beaupré, Canada, and I was born to someone, probably not Oscar Wilde. I discovered Uncyclopedia back when Barack Obama was Supreme Leader of the United States. Apart from that, you need to know that I tend to procrastinate way too much, and when I don't, I tend to just read things such as "this" too much.

Here's a few points you should know about me:

  • I live in a country where weed is legal. No need to contact a dealer!
  • I sleep way too much. This is understandable because I spend all my time doing nothing.
  • I edit under the names "kevindong" and "kev".
  • I personally dislike vandalism in most situations.
  • I am typically too lazy to edit anything other than my user page.

Images[edit]

I don't have any images of myself, so here is a license to copy whatever image you find on this page that is not in an infobox.

       DO WHAT THE FUCK YOU WANT TO PUBLIC LICENSE 
                       Version 2, December 2004 
   
    Copydown (C) 2004 Nobody cares <AAAAAA@example.com>
   
    Everyone is permitted to copy and distribute verbatim or modified 
    copies of this license document, and changing it is allowed as long 
    as the name is changed. 
   
               DO WHAT THE FUCK YOU WANT TO PUBLIC LICENSE 
      TERMS AND CONDITIONS FOR COPYING, DISTRIBUTION AND MODIFICATION 
   
     0. You just DO WHAT THE FUCK YOU WANT TO.


In other languages[edit]

Notes[edit]

  • You may hotlink to this page like this: https://uncy.co/s/6G
  • I am not stupid, despite it being not apparent.