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This person seems rather horrible.

~ Oscar Wilde, looking at User:Kev

Hey. I can see that you, <insert name here>, just stumbled upon my little shithole. I wonder what you are doing here. If you are trying to find a link to porn[1], you're at the wrong place. If you are looking for me on discord[2], you're on the wrong website[3]. Too drunk to find home? I think you might be looking for this place.[4] Looking for Wikipedia[5]? Well, this is Uncyclopedia, the website that Wikipedia parodies. Looking for the Wikia[6] version of Uncyclopedia? Too bad, you're at the wrong place, plus, they have shut down[7] recently[8] (UnNews article here).

Languages I speak
en-NThis user is a native speaker of English.

ca-NThis user is a native speaker of Canadian.

fr-4This user speaks Français at a near-native level.

MS-3 This user can contribute with an advanced understanding of how to speak his mind.
es-2This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of Español.

zh-2This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of 中文.

ht-2This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of HTML.

rot13-1This user is able to contribute with a basic level of EBG13.

aa-0 This user does not understand AAAAAAAAA! and hates people that speak it because they're all incomprehensible.
17-PThis f****r speaks 1337 heavily laced with profanity that would make a f*****g a*****e sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.

ju-EThis user only speaks Joual canadien because it was a required course in school.

vl-XThis user only speaks Valley girl enough to seduce native Valley girl speakers.

Shit and stuff
No Wikipedia.png
Because of their so-called intelligence, the so-called experts at Wikipedia will never have a proper article about Kev/classic. We are sorry for their blatant retardedness.
Domokunyellownbackground.jpg This user is a Major of the Grue Army, and will kill any vandals on sight.
Brain.gif This user's IQ is over 1.
Nuvola apps important orange.svg This user should ABSOLUTELY not be trusted under any circumstances whatsoever.

DrapeauCanada.png.png This user is Canadian
...and stands for truth,
universal health care,
and HOCKEY games!
Firefox This user "contributes" using Mozilla Firefox.
Pencil2.jpg Number of edits: 2,974

About me[edit]

I live in Mont-Joli[9], Canada, and I was born to someone, probably not Oscar Wilde[10]. I discovered Uncyclopedia back when Barack Obama[11] was Supreme Leader[12] of the United States[13]. Apart from that, you need to know that I tend to procrastinate[14] way too much, and when I don't, I tend to just read things such as "this"[15] too much.


Here's a few points you should know about me:


I don't have any images of myself, so here is a license to copy whatever image you find on this page that is not in an infobox.

                       Version 2, December 2004 
    Copydown (C) 2004 Nobody cares <>
    Everyone is permitted to copy and distribute verbatim or modified 
    copies of this license document, and changing it is allowed as long 
    as the name is changed. 
     0. You just DO WHAT THE FUCK YOU WANT TO.


  • I am not stupid[26], despite it being not apparent.
  • Pikachu is better than Sonic.[27] If you are thinking the contrary, that is an ironic lie.
  • Please use the user talk page for User:Kev, and not the user talk for subpages of User:Kev.
  • This page may look broken if you are not using skin "Vector". This page does not work on skins "Monobook" and "Modern". This page works, but will not render correctly or as intended on "Cologne Blue", "Grey Stuff", and "Timeless" skins.[28]
  • Here's a shortlink to my user page: [1]
  • Here's a longer link to my user page: Click here

In other languages (Babel)[edit]

Kev in different languages

English | English (old) | AAAAAAAAA! | 01000010 01101001 01101110 01100001 01110010 01111001 (Binary) | Gordon Ramsay-speak | Caesar cipher | Canadian, eh? | Chicken | Duckspeak | EBG13 (ROT13) | ⠠⠑⠝⠛⠇⠊⠩ (Braille) | Español mexicano | Français québécois | H4X0R 3NG1i5h | Miniature English | MS-DOS English | -- --- .-. ... . / -.-. --- -.. . (Morse code) | Newspeak | Oscar Wilde quotes | Valley girl | Vandalised English | 悪い日本語 (Bad Japanese) | 悪い日本語/グーグル翻訳 (Bad Japanese+Google Translate) | あああああああああ! (AAAAAAAAA! Japan) | 繁體中文 (Traditional Chinese) | 简体中文 (Simplified Chinese)

Actual Notes[edit]

  1. Go to Pornhub, duh
  2. Link is on the sidebar at your left
  3. This website is ""
  4. Actually, you would better off calling for a taxi...
  5. Click here
  6. Wikia bad. Fandom bad.
  7. Which is nice
  8. May 2019
  9. This might change anytime.
  10. Actually, I am certain I was not born to Oscar Wilde, because only women can give birth to children.
  11. Better than Trump
  12. North Korea perhaps?
  13. Alternatively, McDonaldland
  14. I sleep at 2 and wake up at 2.
  15. I'm too unoriginal to find anything better.
  16. Canada
  17. Seriously, sleep is important for your own health.
  18. QVFD exists for a reason
  19. is the anonymous author of the article Fisher Price, one of the rare actual "good" articles on Uncyclopedia.
  20. Template:Numbers
  21. Template:Fakelogo
  22. Template:Chicken
  23. Template:Editcount
  24. Template:Crime
  25. Whether this is a lie or sincere is to be determined yourself.
  26. Then why would User:Kev place so many references??
  27. Accordingly to their respective movies, Detective Pikachu and Sonic the Hedgehog
  28. No longer necessary, since this page now forces you to use Vector.