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Kev D (User:Kevindong)

This person seems rather horrible.

~ Oscar Wilde, looking at User:Kevindong

Hey. I can see that you, <insert name here>, just stumbled upon my little shithole. I wonder what you are doing here. If you are trying to find a link to porn, you're at the wrong place. If you are looking for me on discord, you're on the wrong website. Too drunk to find home? I think you might be looking for this place. Looking for Wikipedia? Well, this is Uncyclopedia, the website that Wikipedia parodies. Looking for the Wikia version of Uncyclopedia? Too bad, you're at the wrong place, plus, they have shut down recently (UnNews article here).

Languages I speak
en-NThis user is a native speaker of English.

ca-NThis user is a native speaker of Canadian.

fr-4This user speaks Français at a near-native level.

MS-3 This user can contribute with an advanced understanding of how to speak his mind.
es-2This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of Español.

zh-2This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of 中文.

ht-2This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of HTML.

rot13-1This user is able to contribute with a basic level of EBG13.

aa-0 This user does not understand AAAAAAAAA! and hates people that speak it because they're all incomprehensible.
17-PThis f****r speaks 1337 heavily laced with profanity that would make a f*****g a*****e sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.

ju-EThis user only speaks Joual canadien because it was a required course in school.

vl-XThis user only speaks Valley girl enough to seduce native Valley girl speakers.

Shit and stuff
No Wikipedia.png
Those obsessed with so-called experts should thank their lucky stars that Wikipedia does not have an article about Kev/backup/2.
Domokunyellownbackground.jpg This user is a Major of the Grue Army, and will kill any vandals on sight.
Brain.gif This user's IQ is over 1.
Nuvola apps important orange.svg This user should ABSOLUTELY not be trusted under any circumstances whatsoever.

DrapeauCanada.png.png This user is Canadian
...and knows what
a block heater is!!
Pencil2.jpg Number of edits: 0

About me[edit]

I live in Guelph, Canada, and I was born to someone, probably not Oscar Wilde. I discovered Uncyclopedia back when Barack Obama was Supreme Leader of the United States. Apart from that, you need to know that I tend to procrastinate way too much, and when I don't, I tend to just read things such as "this" too much.


Here's a few points you should know about me:

  • I live in a country where weed is legal. No need to contact a dealer!
  • I sleep way too much. This is understandable because I spend all my time doing nothing.
  • I edit under the names "kevindong" and "kev".
  • I personally dislike vandalism in most situations.
  • I am typically too lazy to edit anything other than my user page.
  • I tend to always give off bad vibes to other users of Uncyclopedia.
  • I have an IP address, however, said IP address is not
  • I am very retarded.
  • I sometimes want to die.


I don't have any images of myself, so here is a license to copy whatever image you find on this page that is not in an infobox.

                       Version 2, December 2004 
    Copydown (C) 2004 Nobody cares <>
    Everyone is permitted to copy and distribute verbatim or modified 
    copies of this license document, and changing it is allowed as long 
    as the name is changed. 
     0. You just DO WHAT THE FUCK YOU WANT TO.


  • I am not stupid, despite it being not apparent.
  • Pikachu is better than Sonic. If you are thinking the contrary, that is an ironic lie.
  • Please use the user talk page for User:Kevindong, and not the user talk for subpages of User:Kevindong.
  • This page may look broken if you are not using skin "Vector". This page does not work on skins "Monobook" and "Modern". This page works, but will not render correctly or as intended on "Cologne Blue", "Grey Stuff", and "Timeless" skins.
  • Here's a shortlink to my user page:
  • Here's a longer link to my user page: Click here

In other languages (Babel)[edit]