User:Figgycity50/MSN

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“What is this thing on my homepage? Better change it to Google.”

~ A stupid IE user on MSN, IE's default homepage


MSN or Milked Shit Network is a completely nonsensical news site by MicroSoft. It is powered on Milked Shit and is connected to the internet. It is hated by many because Microsoft cannot maintain because they have no more Milked Shit. Plus, it is ugly. Plus, it's outdated.

Stuff on MSN[edit | edit source]

MSN has nothing but Milked Shit and moldy news. This is one reason it is no longer maintained, because Microsoft used all their milked shit up and refused to crap any more because of porn laws. Yes, little children use MSN because Your Momcannot change it to Google.

Why MSN is pointless[edit | edit source]

Prepare MSN, the big list will attack you!

  • No more Milked Shit
  • Replaced by Bing
  • Pornographic home page
  • IE sucks
  • Table web design (so outdated)
  • Nobody cares about it
  • Milked Shit sucks
  • Mouldy news sucks
  • Porn sucks (for children)
  • MSN sucks