User:Deepforest

“The only thing worse than being talked about is being anywhere near you.”

~ Oscar Wilde on You

Nobody likes you. We've told you this before but you can't seem to get it through your thick, hydroencephalitic skull. You dress like a 14th century street beggar. Your hair looks like it was mauled by a bear. And don't get me started on your crack-headed theories on quantum mechanics. Multiple concurrent universes overlapping in 17-dimensional space? You can just take that shit and fuck right off.

Starting to get the message, asshead?

Where Do I Even Start?

If my hatred for you were to be expressed mathematically, it would look like this: $\sum _{You=0}^{\infty }{\frac {IH^{8}}{You!}}$

Oh Christ, Not This Again

Every day with this shit. Honestly, I don't know how you go on like this. Don't you ever look at yourself in the mirror and just want to choke yourself?

Please, Just Die

Here's are some suggestions: Guns, knives, pills. I hear hara-kiri is quite lovely this time of year. Overdose on LSD and fucking disappear.

Further Reading

Doc Kevorkian