User:Cracker

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John Saltines Cracker

“What a douche-bag”

~ Oscar Wilde on Cracker.

Cracker Please”

~ Black People on Cracker.
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John Saltines Cracker[edit | edit source]

Cracker was said to be one of the great warriors of 101 Bakery, a hero of all heroes, a Cracker feared by none.


Foes of Cracker[edit | edit source]

Marshmallow

Marshmallow in its Awesomenessity form