User:Braydie/Virginity.zip

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Virginity.zip is a winzip file all of us are built with, with the main purpose being to lose it. Most smart people (See nerds) have several backups, therefore it is nearly impossible for them to lose it. Clever programmers have found a way around this, with the hookers.$50 patch, making it possible for anyone to lose virginity.zip easily.

Problems with the file[edit | edit source]

Most nerds end up combining the patch with other incompatible patches, for example WoW.mmorpg. This causes the virginity.zip to stay in the system file for at least 6 months after uninstalling the patch.

In most cases, it is also necessary for a Puberty 13.6 patch to be installed over social.life. Puberty 13.6 however is sometimes not supported in various versions of life. For example if a a faulty life is released with broken scripts on...

Removal of Virginity.zip[edit | edit source]

Again, this is a very simple process and requires one male unit and one female unit, unless the units contain a modified chip which gives them access to the Homosexuality mod. In normal cases, the male unit would copy his data onto a special permanent USB connection. He then pastes this information into the female's USB Port. As he disconnects, he also deletes the file 'Virginity.zip'. Here is what a typical delete would be like;

Deleting 'Virginity.Zip'...
Virginity.Zip Removed!

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