User:ArtemisFowlThe2nd/Yotsuba&!

Yotsuba&! is a story about an angry 5-year-old ice cream lover who likes to cause trouble and and eat grues.

Whadda ya mean the answer is five!?

Characters

• Yotsuba. An angry little girl and a professional Grue hunter. She has killed 183836354656287932976723637647846924 gures according to her gure hunting records. Yotsuba is a foreigner from the island of "The Left" which happens to be the unknown island where Fez from "That 70's Show" was born. Yotsuba has her own religion known as "Yotsubaism". Despite being a grue hunter, her dream in life is to become a milk man. Yotsuba has an alliance with the Nation of Eurgs.
  

  Yotsuba in an epic battle with King Grue Domo-kun
  

  Yotsuba shall steal your M&Ms and takeover the world! BWAHAHAHA!!!

“Say your prayers beast!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

~ Yotsuba hunting grues

• Koiwai. Yotsuba's "father" who's a big slacker and walks around in public wearing his boxers to show off to women. Koiwai is secretly a super hero known as "Pants Man".

“These boxers are tight! So hot!!”

~ Koiwai showing off to women

• Takashi "Jumbo" Takeda. A giant dude who is from a family of Giraffes. He somehow hasn't been able to have sex with Asagi despite her being a total slut.

• Fuuka Ayase. The one who's not pretty.

• Asagi Ayase. The shame of the Ayase family. A slut who is always going out and having sex with random guys but somehow hasn't gotten in bed with Jumbo.

• Ena Ayase. Eh?

• Miura Hayasaka. It's a girl!?

• Torako. A loser, smoker, jerk, and a slut just like Asagi. No one loves her.

• Mr. Ayase. Enemy of ally!?

• Mrs. Ayase. Is this important?

• Yanda. Some stupid jerk who thinks he's big. He is Yotsuba's mortal enemy. I swear, we can't rely on that guy!

Lessons to be learned from Yotsuba&!

• Home is a place You make at yourself.

• Milk ACTUALLY comes from cows.

• A bad artist is actually a good artist.

• Daddy sucks!

• Konnyakuyas are people who translate languages.

• Grown-ups are no fair!

• A tie will make You look much more capable than You already are or even make You look like Bill Gates sometimes.

• If there's a girl that you're too shy to talk to, then just tell a 5-year old to do it for You.

• All bicycle salesmen are scruffy looking.

• You need a license to ride a bike by yourself in Japan.

• If something's from Okinawa then it will taste like Okinawa.

• Air Conditioners are evil.

• Anyone who has an Air Conditioner in their house is an enemy of the earth!

• Giraffes do NOT make a gaooooo sound.

• Milk can be made from water and any white liquid.

• T-shirts with yellow cats on them are weird.

• Water pistols are deadly!