User:Androide91/Juanfer

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The man Juanfer wants to be

“I love you”

~ Juanfer on a dying cactus

“All heavy metal hearing and chatting makes Jack a satanic boy”

~ Oscar Wilde on Juanfer

Juanfer is a guy from Colombia, but he want to be... well, something that isn't Colombia. He works killing dogs and huffing kittens.

Legal Problems[edit | edit source]

His fathers incredibly accused Juanfer of being satanic, because he heard heavy metal, so fools. By the other hand, Juanfer sued his father because he is a bad man.

Juanfer chats so often in MSN Messenger, that its rumored that he is, in fact, some kind of pedofilical 40 years old fart.


"They discovered me! *runs*"

~ Juanfer


"OMFG I can't believe this!"

~ Andro-lol on Juanfer

His loves[edit | edit source]

He doesn't have anyone ):

Is he gay?[edit | edit source]

Maybe