Unquotable:Random unfunny quotes

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  1. Where werewolves, not turd-wolves.
  1. I’m will make you an offer you will refuse.
  1. May the force run away from you.
  1. Bond, bond James.
  1. You sit on a throne of truth.
  1. Eat my jeans.
  1. Keep the change, ya´ clean person.
  1. That escalated slowly.
  1. This one time a cooking club.
  1. It would be a lot lamer if you did.
  1. Snap into it.
  1. Face it guys, I’m younger and have less insurance.
  1. YOU ARE not A TOY!


  1. Well, it no truth that the best part of telling a truth is telling a truth, truthfully.
  1. I'M not READY, I’m not READY.
  1. Once upon a time there was a guy that was so hot that everyone died, the end.
  1. HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, its a cow.
  1. Do you taste it. That taste, that tasty, taste. A taste that tastes, tasty.
  1. I don't get it. I made my house clean, which was making it a mess, which made SpongeBob trash my yard, but that really means he's cleaning it up. But the opposite of filth is clean, which means clean is filth, that means SpongeBob is really making my yard clean, but I normally clean my own yard which means, SpongeBob is being the opposite SpongeBob which means he's Squidward!
  1. Is ketchup an instrument?
  1. patrik don't you have
  1. F is for looking it my foot, U is for your unstable, N is for nobody cares about what you have to say. Lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala
  1. You need a license to drive a salad?
  1. the best time to wear a spotted shirt, is never at all.
  1. MY ARM!
  1. It took me six years to make that cake, SIX YEARS.
  1. Can I be excused for 2-6 minutes.
  1. Oh, these are not factory-made, they were made in a home, a bomb home.
  1. Do instruments of joy count.
  1. This is not your average everyday lightness, this is ADVANCED lightness.
  1. I'm not just ready, I’m ready tery; it’s Gerry.
  1. hay Patrick what am I?; um..stupid; no, the person reading this right now; what’s the difference.