Uncyclopedia vs Powershot, Flamewar of the Ages/Forum:LET US DECLARE JIHAD AGAINST THE BENSON-HATING INFIDELS

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THE UNITED ADMINISTRATORS HAVE INVADED OUR LANDS ONCE AGAIN, AND PUT ALL THEIR UNWANTED GARBAGE ON OUR SOIL. WE MUST RETALIATE SOMEHOW AGAINST THE OPPRESSORS! WE MUST MAKE SURE THEY NEVER SET FOOT ON THE HOLY GROUNDS AGAIN! *weird yell thing* --User:Nintendorulez 00:53, 15 November 2006 (UTC)

FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! --General Insineratehymn 00:57, 15 November 2006 (UTC)

THEY ARE ONLY TRYING TO ATTACK US IN ORDER TO STEAL OUR VAST RESERVES OF CAPITAL LETTERS. WE SHOULD CUT OFF THEIR SUPPLY ENTIRELY. --User:Nintendorulez 00:58, 15 November 2006 (UTC)

GIVE ME A REGIMENT OF TROOPS AND I'LL DEFEND THE NORTHERN FRONT! --General Insineratehymn 01:00, 15 November 2006 (UTC)

THE MORE CAPS THEY STEAL FROM US, THE MORE WE'LL MAKE! WE MUST DEFEND BENSON'S LAND FROM INFIDELS! Crazyswordsman...With SAVINGS!!!! (T/C) 04:40, 15 November 2006 (UTC)

EX-TER-MIN-ATE! DEATH TO THE INFIDELS! *ULULATION* *cough* --The Acceptable  Cainad  (Fnord) 07:59, 15 November 2006 (UTC)

YES, A JIHAD WILL DO NICELY. --Uncyclon - Do we still link to BENSON? 09:01, 15 November 2006 (UTC)

SO, UM, WHAT EXACTLY IS THE PLAN TO WIPE OUT THESE CAPITALIST LOWERCASEIST ADMINS? --User:Nintendorulez 22:49, 16 November 2006 (UTC)

WHINE, KVETCH, HOLD YOUR BREATH AND POUND YOUR FISTS AND THREATEN TO RUN AWAY, AND BE GENERALLY BE A BRAT. IF THE LOWERCASE ADMINS ARE IN A GOOD MOOD, THEY WILL SURRENDER OUT OF A MIXTURE OF PITY AND AMUSEMENT. --The Acceptable  Cainad  (Fnord) 02:38, 17 November 2006 (UTC)

I KNOW! WE TAKE EACH AND EVERY BENSON RELATED PAGE, AND MOVE IT TO THE VD! GIVE THE ADMINS A TASTE OF THEIR OWN MEDICINE! --User:Nintendorulez 21:32, 17 November 2006 (UTC)

hey, i'm feeling pretty good today. I just might surrender, wait, no, i'm gunna fucking kill all of you communist pieces of shit. a combination of POWERSHOT and capatalism will save society. benson will be terminated in the next week. jihad is dead.

Ah, shut the fuck up. —Hinoa KUN (talk) 18:12, 17 November 2006 (UTC)

JUDGING BY YOUR UNSIGNED POST, YOU ARE NOTHING BUT A PITIFUL NEWBIE THAT BENSON COULD CRUSH BY MERELY BLINKING AT YOU. --User:Nintendorulez 19:44, 17 November 2006 (UTC)

AND HIS USE OF LOWERCASE LETTERS PROVES IT AS WELL. FRANKLY, IN ADDIDION TO ALL POSTS IN HERE BEING BENSON RELATED, I SAY THEY MUST BE IN ALL CAPS. Crazyswordsman...With SAVINGS!!!! (T/C) 03:22, 19 November 2006 (UTC)

BENSON AKBAR!!! -- » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 03:46, 19 November 2006 (UTC)