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Skin Flute (history, logs, vote page)

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The Skin Flute, an instrument that many bohemians and crack-whores enjoy playing in their spare time, has greatly increased in popularity due to additives that can increase comfortable playing time by nearly four hours. Oftentimes, a skin flautist uses the instrument of another to play their masterpieces, for which they are either paid a substantial sum, given a follow-up performance, or neither. The practice of giving a skin flute to more than one person to play has led to the spread of many STDs - that is, skinflute transmitted diseases - and has thus also increased its cultural taboo. Image credit: Zombiebaron Archive - Discuss this image

Vote	Score: 12 things that are more than they seem
Nomination:	Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 03:29, 9 January 2008 (UTC)
For Votes: 13	NF Yes.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 03:29, 9 January 2008 (UTC)  For. because ZB said he would ban me again if i didn't For - Because ZB said he would ban me again if I didn't -- The Zombiebaron 03:37, 9 January 2008 (UTC)  For. Musical-based joke. Also, who came up with these asinine templates? – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 03:39 Jan 09, 2008 Ick. It's all sticky and gooey... Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 03:43, 9 January 2008 (UTC) I like it--Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 04:04, 9 January 2008 (UTC) Its clever and its well made and its a bit naughty. Where was this when we ran Aristocrat's Ball? For. -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me) Foar -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 02:16, 10 January 2008 (UTC) Foar Matron. MrN 02:27, Jan 10 For If Ed Gein was a musician, he would play this. -RAHB 09:46, 11 January 2008 (UTC)  For. - Brilliantly done, and just a little freaky :P (Bonner) (Talk) Jan 12, 16:44  For.. If Oli ever takes up an instrument, I know what it'll be. -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 16:48, 12 January 2008 (UTC)  For.  For.  Foreskin - Admiral Enzo Aquarius-Dial the Gate 19:04, 12 January 2008 (UTC)
Against Votes: 1	Against- This is one of the most unfunny shopjobs I've seen in a long time and no I will not e-whore myself to ZB just cause he's an admin and refuse to blow his giant e-flute. -- CartoonDiablo
Comments	Abstain It doesn't look enough like a penis. -- Kip the Egg Talk Works 02:21, Jan. 10, 2008