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Lance Brick (history, logs, vote page)

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When it was invented, the lance with a brick on the end was considered a marvel of contemporary medieval war technology. The lance with a brick on the end made it possible for unexperienced, n00b knights to defeat 1337 knights using the old-fashioned, brick-free lances nine times out of ten. The vast superiority of the lance with a brick on the end led to its near-universal adoption within a period of less than two decades. Note that the n00b knight on the right also has an Apexi "Cat back" muffler system on his head, which is first evidence that riceboys existed as early as the 14th century. Image credit: Sunsneezer Archive - Discuss this image

Vote	Score: 24
Nomination:	--Rcmurphy KUN 23:47, 10 Aug 2005 (UTC)
For Votes: 28	--Rcmurphy KUN 23:47, 10 Aug 2005 (UTC) I wavered between this and Armed monkeys, but the lance brick won out. It's rather perfectly put together. --Marcos_Malo S7fc BOotS | Talk 23:51, 10 Aug 2005 (UTC) I heartily second this. It really cracked me up. Good work --Nytrospawn 13:15, 11 Aug 2005 (UTC) --Spintherism 17:51, 11 Aug 2005 (UTC) --Pelayo 6:36, 12 Aug 2005 (UTC) We are the knights who say... wtf? pwned!! --Thedogfather 04:00, 27 Sep 2005 (UTC) Very clever. Codestream Dawg Keitei Isra1337 MoneySign Bradaphraser Uncyclopedian anon32 Nintendorulez Roger The Bum LinkTGF gwax Conniption Bloopy bky1701 Ianweller Error1 flyingfeline Marco Raimey toratoritore §ǚρωξλ£μĦΦφ≈€ƏξßÐÆØΞ Faizaguo That reminds me of the Bayeux Tapestry.
Against Votes: 4	LeoFed Ghelae sage --Algorithm 22:57, 16 October 2007 (UTC) Robertodole 06:30, 10 April 2008 (UTC)
Comments	Featured--Sir Elvis KUN | Petition 16:04, 20 Aug 2005 (UTC) Abstain. I don't know. Want to see what more "modern" Uncyclopedians think. Please vote if you are reading this! -Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 18:28, 14 April 2021 (UTC)