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Featured picture candidate
Hand Grenade

The M822 Hand Grenade is an explosive device that resembles a hand. On activation, the device lunges towards the nearest throat or throat-like object and latches on tight with its five "fingers" exploding violently in a gruesome mess. Special care must be taken when activating the grenade. When activated, one should run behind the nearest wall or bush and squat down, so that the grenade cannot "see" you.

Image credit: Mosquitopsu
Archive - Discuss this image

Score: 29
Nomination:
For Votes: 33
  1. For it I think its pretty creative --Wingzerotype 20:09, 14 Nov 2005 (UTC)
  2. I laugh, therefore I am. For. --Silius 20:24, 14 Nov 2005 (UTC)
  3. 4 --- Mandaliet 22:16, 14 Nov 2005 (UTC)
  4. For Sperm gun didn't really work, so I guess I'll vote for another weapon. --Clorox Yes, I'm American. No, I don't like George W. Bush. Please don't shoot. MUN ONS (diskussion) 22:22, 14 Nov 2005 (UTC)
  5. Four --Gay2.gifIMBJRGay2.gif 23:41, 14 Nov 2005 (UTC)
  6. For Gotta vote for on my own image since it is nominated after all. --Mosquitopsu 00:47, 15 Nov 2005 (UTC)
  7. For. It's brilliant. --neoEva88 00:48, 15 Nov 2005 (UTC)
  8. Amazing and not by RadicalX; nobody can refute its awesomeness! --Katie loves you! 12:20, 15 Nov 2005 (UTC)
  9. I'm not a fan of puns in general, but I think the picture is well executed. For. -- T. (talk) 18:29, 15 Nov 2005 (UTC)
  10. Pro --Strong RadX 21:37, 15 Nov 2005 (UTC)
  11. For It's awesome, made me laugh out loud - actually, it's one of the only ones here that did --TW
  12. For It's great, I enjoyed it immensely. --NavyJeff 00:33, 17 Nov 2005
  13. Rare to see an image that makes me spontaniously laught, thereFore... Acid Ammo 16:37, 18 Nov 2005 (UTC)
  14. Yes hell. --EvilZak 19:29, 18 Nov 2005 (UTC)
  15. For Very Clever --Grayconstruct 05:12, 19 Nov 2005 (UTC)
  16. 19-15. Wacko, like something Monty Python would do. Swordmaster 18:07, 21 Nov 2005 (UTC)
  17. For--LordInquisitor 01:09, 19 Dec 2005 (UTC)
  18. whywhywhy
  19. MoneySign
  20. Bradaphraser
  21. Isra1337
  22. 142.22.16.57
  23. anon32
  24. Kaizer the Bjorn
  25. Ianweller
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  27. Marco Raimey
  28. Denester
  29. toratoritore
  30. Dawg
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  32. Feureau
  33. Zinzan91
  34. Bobert
  35. Foorganders
Against Votes: 4
  1. Against -- just not doing it for me. --Leo 17:43, 15 Nov 2005 (UTC)
  2. Ghelae
  3. Codestream
  4. Symbol declined.svg Against. for two reasons. (1) I can just yank out all my opposes here, can’t elsewhere. (2) Uh what? I don’t get it. Normally I’d abstain for this kinda thing, but nobody cares cause it was already featured, like 15.5 years ago. Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 12:24, 16 March 2021 (UTC)
Comments

Fizeatured --—rc (t) 05:24, 22 Nov 2005 (UTC)