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The Toast Cat Diagram (history, logs, vote page)

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To Determine the Motion of a Cat with a Slice of Buttered Toast Strapped to its Back: Let F_c be the attractive forces of each of the cat's feet to the carpeting (not shown), and let F_bt be the net rotational torque imposed by the carpeting upon the buttered side of the toast. By the 42nd proposition of Murphy's Laws, the system will begin to rotate in a counterclockwise fashion, causing the cat (C) to experience a large measure of confusion. The partially-melted butter (B), which is adhered to the toast (T) by comparatively weak Van der Waals forces, is overwhelmed by the large centrifugal fictional force, causing it to splatter all over the place (P). The spinning cat and toast (C+T), having thus divested itself of surplus butter, will then experience tidal drag within the Earth's gravitational field until such time as rotational equilibrium is restored. Image credit: Xenonex Archive - Discuss this image

Vote	Score: 8 buttered felines
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For Votes: 12	NomAndFor A classic image from the Uncyclopedia vaults. -- The Zombiebaron 05:10, June 5, 2011 (UTC) for Mattsnow 14:03, June 8, 2011 (UTC) For although the last sentence is the caption doesn't make sense. It should say something about F_bt decreasing or something. --Mn-z 00:57, June 10, 2011 (UTC) Yeah, it is glued, as Lyrithya says. Or buttered. It works only with the caption, and with the two together, works very well indeed. Aleister 13:13 13-13-'13 For Sir Ptok-BentonicznyPisz tutaj • KUN 13:28, June 12, 2011 (UTC) Strong yeah -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 23:00, June 22, 2011 (UTC)  For. The cat would eventually be ripped apart as it starts spinning around faster and faster, though. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:07, 22 June 2011 DUH   Le Cejak • <21:12 Jun 25, 2011> For --Dame 16:54, July 12, 2011 (UTC)  For. So nostalgic I just came... Wait, what? -- Prof. Olipro KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 09:46, August 1, 2011 (UTC) Hell yush. ~ 01:27, 08/7/2011 Why isn't this already featured?! --Andorin Kato 22:01, August 13, 2011 (UTC)
Against Votes: 4	The toast isn't strapped. It's glued, and badly. Also, it's just not that good in general, bad perspective, angles not lining up, jpeg format for a diagram... works well for the dealies, but oughtn't be a feature. 1234 ~ 01:10, 10 June 2011 Can't say I laughed. Sorry. --Black Flamingo 13:55, June 12, 2011 (UTC) Not quality and not funny. Well it does look funny, but not in a humor way. --Funky Monk 03:17, July 21, 2011 (UTC) lame ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 11:51, 2 May 2017 (UTC)
Comments	Abstain. -- 16:18, July 8, 2011 (UTC)