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Image:Boobies.jpg

Hunted almost to extinction for their magnificent plumage, the booby population has exploded thanks to careful protection by ornithologists of the final breeding pair. Two boobies, in the vernacular of birdwatching, are known as "a pair of tits".

Image credit: Modusoperandi
Archive - Discuss this image

Score: 13.5 magnificent boobies
Nomination: Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 06:04, 10 January 2009 (UTC)
For Votes: 21.5
  1. SN+F Yes, I know that this is a terrible idea. I also know that this is clearly not safe for work. I don't care. I love boobies. I spent hours watching them in their natural habitat. In fact, I would've been done this 'chop much sooner, but I'm so very easily distracted by such things. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 06:04, 10 January 2009 (UTC)
  2. For now that the boobies have been augmented with feathers. Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 01:47, 15 January 2009 (UTC)
  3. Yes - UnIdiot | GUN.png | Talk | Contribs - 02:29, Jan 15
  4. Four Lolarious! Very, very clever. Wish I'd thought of that. – Preceding unsigned comment added by 218.215.176.95 (talk • contribs) diff
  5. For Yeah! Censorship and making art conform to the standards of society. --Mnbvcxz 06:35, 15 January 2009 (UTC)
  6. For I giggled. --Sir Seeker Icons-flag-au.png (Call me?) |KUN|VFP| 09:01, 15 January 2009 (UTC)
  7. For. Parsat (talk / contribs) 23:13, 15 January 2009 (UTC)
  8. Okay, now I'm laughing. Well, smirking actually. --Aljolson.jpg Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER Aljolson.jpg 20:38, 16 January 2009 (UTC)
  9. I love this A funny ass pic that i love! BirdBoobs!--68.230.85.4 06:58, 18 January 2009 (UTC)
  10. You got my for this time, ModusFlutter (TalkGamesFun PagesAwardsHelp) 07:55, 18 January 2009 (UTC)
  11. For. --Docile hippopotamus 00:26, 19 January 2009 (UTC)
  12. Symbol for vote.svg Boobs - T.L.B. Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 20:06, Jan 19
  13. Hawt. W♥v. Sir SysRq (talk) 19:14, 28 January 2009 (UTC)
  14. Yes. For the fact that, well, I LOOOOVES ME THE BOOBIES!--Another"really"Bad Name 19:54, 30 January 2009 (UTC)
  15. PHWHORE Per Modus. Colin Explode fire.gifALL YOUR BASEExplode fire.gifHeaney! Casa Bey Superfly Portfolio 03:56, 31 January 2009 (UTC)
  16. For Gotta love boobies! --RadicalX (Holla!) 15:30, 11 February 2009 (UTC)
  17. For. Old joke, excellent chop. Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb.png kvetch Icon rabbi.gif Contribs Foxicon.png FOXES 16:14, 11 February 2009 (UTC)
  18. For. Or thereabouts. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 16:19, Feb 11
  19. OMG Boobies.--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 01:29, 21 February 2009 (UTC)
  20. BOOBIES --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 14:18, 27 February 2009 (UTC)
  21. i vote for this ...did i do this right – Preceding unsigned comment added by 72.94.96.172 (talk • contribs) diff
  22. For. Boobs. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN23:40, 4 Mar
  23. For I am a fan.... of boobies. Woody On Fire! Wood burning.gifTalking Woody Stalking Woody 17:42, 13 August 2009 (UTC)
Against Votes: 8

#Hesitant against because of my nipple Nazism. Its funny, and probably the most appropriate use of nipples I've seen in a while, but I wouldn't want that on the main page. --Mnbvcxz 06:16, 10 January 2009 (UTC)

  1. Gah no. Necropaxx (T) {~} 20:27, Jan 10
  2. THog--Gelert 22:14, 11 January 2009 (UTC)
  3. Uh. Aside from the ashamedly poor photoshop, the joke is painfully obvious and unfunny. --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFUJewriken.GIFCK Oldmanonly.jpg 02:44, 16 January 2009 (UTC)
  4. Eeeehhhhh... -RAHB 06:26, 17 January 2009 (UTC)
    You're squeamish about boobies, yet you have spinning dildos in your signature? --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 20:43, 2 March 2009 (UTC)
  5. Nah --Kenvalyi 00:31, 23 January 2009 (UTC)
  6. Against. Sig pic.PNG Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 00:07, 26 January 2009 (UTC)
  7. So sick of this joke --Zyrac 21:43, 9 February 2009 (UTC)
  8. No --SkyMan25 08:09, 22 February 2009 (UTC)
Comments
  • comment you know, and I know that you know this, but I think that this would be a winner IF the boobs were the feathered. I know you can do that. Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 18:33, 14 January 2009 (UTC)
    Done. Perv. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 22:30, 14 January 2009 (UTC)
  • comment omg lol looks a lot better now --Skillen 23:30, 14 January 2009 (UTC)
Do your boobs hang low, do they wobble to and fro? Can you tie 'um in a knot, can you tie 'um in a bow? Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 21:55, 19 January 2009 (UTC)
The answer is no. -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 20:10, 20 January 2009 (UTC)
Can you toss them over yer' shoulder like a Continental Soldier? Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 22:45, 20 January 2009 (UTC)
Err... I must refer you to my previous answer. -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 16:32, 22 January 2009 (UTC)
  • Hmm, now what kind of person would make a joke out of tits... People need to keep abreast of the situation. 9001(bot) Icons-flag-gb.png HalIcon.png MrNCyber.JPG 04:02, Jan 31
    Just be glad that it wasn't a cockroach. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 16:11, 11 February 2009 (UTC)
    I myself am exceptionally glad that it wasn't a cockroach. -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 16:16, 11 February 2009 (UTC)
    Or the rare Venezuelan Goatse Beetle. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 16:19, Feb 11