UnVoyage talk:Delaware

Yes, Delaware is boring, but still

This person acts like there is no one in Delaware. Let me tell you something, Delaware is way too crowded. Look at a population density map, i mean Jebus. There are a crapload of rich people here too because Delaware is so industrialized.

OK. You want me to tell you what is really wrong with this article? Fine! This is Uncyclopedia, alright? And I supposed there is a reason for that name. Do you know what impression I got when I first saw your article? I though I was reading a blog. I know - you are trying to tell people how small and pathetic Delaware is from a first person point of veiw - and I think that is fare enough, but not here at Uncyclopedia.org. Think about it - if people starts writing every article in this style, what will eventually happen to the entire website? There is one thing definitely missing in the article - a right peg of the right shape for the hole.

If someone sees this article differently and have nominated it for VFH, that's fine, but if it is why you went to my talk page and hurled rotten eggs at me, then I shall say, "you are truly lifeless."

-- Colonel Swordman 04:50, 27 May 2006 (UTC)

If I may weigh in here with another opinion, I think the that "Un" in "Uncyclopedia" implies that parody is welcome, and Wikipedia themselves mention this use of first person as a valid tool in the Uncyc armory of parodial weaponary. In the case of this particular article, I believe that the subjective approach fits the subject perfectly, because it uses the existential predicament of a person describing their environment to bring out something universal about our relationship to very dull places and the absurd ways we try to find meaning in them. This is a topic ripe for pure comedy and one that is rarely seen done here. The writing, the approach and the overall style are extremely well done in my opinion.

Colonel Swordman lists a series of reasons for his lack of admiration for the article over on VFH, implying that a basic confusion about and ignorance of the subject matter are motivation. All I can say to that is that, even though I've never heard of Delaware and never been to the US, it took me about 0.000000001 of a second to get the idea, and I didn't even have to write anything down. So I guess it's all subjective in the end - which is kind of the point. --Sir Hardwick Fundlebuggy (Bleat) 17:47, 3 June 2006 (UTC)

If the whole joke is that there is only one person in Delaware? For once, maybe the first-person actually does fit here. --Carlb 21:25, 3 June 2006 (UTC)

This artcile sucks shit

What a lame-assed [[n word][ of an article. It is so lame and unfunny and noone who isn't queer can stand this pile of homo buttfeces.Qhuncharr 02:07, 15 August 2006 (UTC)

Good to know, but don't fucking vandalize it! — Major Sir Hinoa (Plead) (KUN) 02:14, 15 August 2006 (UTC)- see she thinks the same thing!

From Pee Review

Delaware

My first full length Article. I think it's pretty good, but its missing something. Any Help will be greatly apreciated. -- Kaizer the Bjorn takkun (nya nya) (1961 model!) Check out T61! 18:07, 11 May 2006 (UTC)

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-- Colonel Swordman 05:14, 25 May 2006 (UTC)

OK. You want me to tell you what is really wrong with this article? Fine! This is Uncyclopedia, alright? And I supposed there is a reason for that name. Do you know what impression I got when I first saw your article? I though I was reading a blog. I know - you are trying to tell people how small and pathetic Delaware is from a first person point of veiw - and I think that is fare enough, but not here at Uncyclopedia.org. Think about it - if people starts writing every article in this style, what will eventually happen to the entire website? There is one thing definitely missing in the article - a right peg of the right shape for the hole.

If someone sees this article differently and have nominated it for VFH, that's fine, but if it is why you went to my talk page and hurled rotten eggs at me, then I shall say, "you are truly lifeless."

-- Colonel Swordman 04:50, 27 May 2006 (UTC)

If I may weigh in here with another opinion, I think the that "Un" in "Uncyclopedia" implies that parody is welcome, and Wikipedia themselves mention this use of first person as a valid tool in the Uncyc armory of parodial weaponary. In the case of this particular article, I believe that the subjective approach fits the subject perfectly, because it uses the existential predicament of a person describing their environment to bring out something universal about our relationship to very dull places and the absurd ways we try to find meaning in them. This is a topic ripe for pure comedy and one that is rarely seen done here. The writing, the approach and the overall style are extremely well done in my opinion.

Colonel Swordman lists a series of reasons for his lack of admiration for the article over on VFH, implying that a basic confusion about and ignorance of the subject matter are motivation. All I can say to that is that, even though I've never heard of Delaware and never been to the US, it took me about 0.000000001 of a second to get the idea, and I didn't even have to write anything down. So I guess it's all subjective in the end - which is kind of the point. --Sir Hardwick Fundlebuggy (Bleat) 17:47, 3 June 2006 (UTC)

If the whole joke is that there is only one person in Delaware? For once, maybe the first-person actually does fit here. --Carlb 21:25, 3 June 2006 (UTC)

I thought it was funny. i like delaware now. I wish I lived near the pebble. I like the pebble. do you like the pebble. if so, we need to go see the pebble. I also liked the house. houses are fun to see in pictures. That is because they have wood in made them. I love delaware now. Thank you author, for makinging me love Delaware. I love author! by Awsomo

good post

interesting read...lol

i live and work in Delaware and have for a long time, i like it! and if anyone else from Delaware or interested in Delaware want to chat, check me out at www.talkdelaware.com

207.14.164.72 15:26, 27 February 2007 (UTC) Thanks, Chase

Delaware is the most evil state ever

This is funny, but...

What if we want an article that's something besides this entry, like other states have? I get the humor here, but I think this would be better as some kind of alternate page, or just a section of a larger one. Scba 02:59, 13 October 2007 (UTC)

Why? What is listed here is the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth... ya commie. Ж Cake-eating Cave Monkey _{or was it a giant monster or a robot?} 03:29, 2 December 2007 (UTC)

Sure, but there's plenty more to rip on that just doesn't fit in with the format. Maybe I'll start a Facts page off of this one. Scba 15:34, 20 December 2007 (UTC)

the first state

I do nit doubt thot stutement, büt it is möre interesting if other Americans envy thom for it. If so, why is Delaware a tox huven. Why do they have dofferent bonking rolls than the other of the Un-knitted Stutes? – Preceding unsigned comment added by 82.134.28.194 (talk • contribs)

Rewrite added

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