UnNews talk:Obama buys airtime on CBS, NBC, FOX, to tell people to watch Pushing Daisies

This series of articles is so hellishly awful. They make baby Jesus cry and kill fairies, amongst other things. Please put this one to bed. IronLung 08:57, 29 October 2008 (UTC)

I don't believe that Uncyclopedia is the place to advertise shows that no one is gonna pay attention to anyway, and it is really becoming annoying. The ideas aren't even clever, "Pushing Daisies enters election? Its a TV show, last time I checked you have to be a natural born american citizen above the age of thirty-five to run for president. I am sure that Pushing Daisies isn't 35 anyway. ^{Pirate Lord}__Sonic80 (Yell  •  Latest literary excretion) __ 19:45, 29 October 2008 (UTC)

I thought it would be funny to juxtapose the Debate's low ratings with Pushing Daisies's low ratings, even though the show's ratings went up slightly on the week of the Debate. I was thinking, the only way it could gain viewers that week is if it runs for president or something. LOL. Yes, I understand the requirements to be president. The show itself wouldn't be running for president, but rather the entire cast and crew, who are natural-born and at least 35, would be running on behalf of the show. Does that makes sense? -- The show is not running for president, per se, but the people who run it are. Plus, I thought the real article's headline was funny enough to accompany that particular parody article.

I admit, those articles might not have been particularly as funny as I had hoped, but it's hard to advertise a show in danger of cancellation and stay 100% funny. I tried to make this one as funny as I could, so if it's still not funny, feel free to edit it to make it funny. This article will put an end to a trilogy of articles plugging the show. I hope this one is a gut-buster compared to the others. PF4Eva, the President of Imagination Vote for me My tax returns 22:31, 29 October 2008 (UTC)

Nobody wants to watch Puching Daisies less than the people who read these articles. IronLung 00:29, 30 October 2008 (UTC)

Seriously. Don't write another one of these articles. You're beating a dead horse. Submit your resumé to ABC, I'm sure they're desperate for talent.

WHAT THE SHIT IS THIS SHITTY SHIT – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 03:23 Nov 06, 2008