UnNews:We asked current UFC champions what their favorite Mitski song is!

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Sunday, June 28, 2026

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Holloway: Sorry, brother, no clue.
McGregor: I don't know who the fuck that is.
Topuria: (Groaning) ¡Ay, mis ojitos!

Ahead of UFC 329, we asked every current (male) UFC champion what their favorite Mitski song is!

Flyweight
Van: I don't know who that is.
Bantamweight
Yan: I do not know, or care, who that is.
Featherweight
Volkanovski: Sorry, mate, no idea, that a Tiktok thing?
Lightweight
Gaethje: Uh, what?
Welterweight
Makhachev: No clue who that is, brother. (Whispering) Мне всё равно, Лана Дель Рей больше по душе.
Translator: He focuses more on training than music.
Middleweight
Strickland: Probably, "My Body's Made of Crushed Little Stars", get it? "Kill me, Jerusalem"? You know, because of the AIPAC types. They're killing the country from the inside.
UnNews: Wow, that's a pretty deep cut.
Strickland: What? No? Everyone's listened to Puberty 2. I don't listen to that gay shit anyway, that stuff is for for females... uhh... "A Burning Hill" would be my answer, or whatever.
Light Heavyweight
Ulberg: Don't know who that is.
Heavyweight
Aspinall: I don't know who that is. (Aside) Can you lower the brightness on the thing? My eyes are still sore.
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