UnNews:Toddler learns new word from book FACSINATING DISCORVERYE

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Thursday, February 18, 2021

She deserves a degree!

An Alabama girl age 4 has just learned a fascinating new word "Dog" from her animal book, she repeats to herself "Dog, dog, dog." Her parents immediatly sign her up for the most trash college in the city, Incest University, a collage not far from her home. She was accepted and started learning there at the age of 4 excelling in basic trash math and language.

She is now working on a book called For CRUST Pese she is typing it all by herself, she's been working on it for 3 months and has gotten two 100 word pages done so far. The work is about a cat who wants to work at a pizza place but gets kicked out every time for pissing in the dough. [[Category:{{subst:18}} {{subst:february}} {{subst:2021}}]]