UnNews:The End

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11 May 2022
As we all know it, the end is near. The store shelves have been entirely picked clean, except for a single shrivelled up avocado. Avocados have gone extinct due to pollution and it is the last one left on the planet. The planet has become all Mad-Max like. Unicorns, sloths, llamas and sharks are also now extinct, because they were hunted out of hate by Generation X and Z. Two millennials with shopping trolleys have met western style in the aisle. A tumbleweed rolls through, somehow. They are about to throw hands, but then they remember they are pacifists and decide to cry and hug it out. They both died of starvation.

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